Does anyone else do this?

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  1. D_PooNaHoe

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    Occasionally during sex I like to pull my lust hammer out, beat it against the bed post a couple times like a barbarian, then slide it back in. I call it "pounding the war drum". It seems to really get the blood flowing.
     
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    no, but i have been known to slap it against my ladies ass and that seems to get her going too.
     
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    Umm, no. I have been known to 'pound the war drum' on the lady sometimes though. On her stomach etc.
     
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    I know giving the lady a love tap with it is pretty common, but I don't want to bruise her. I need something that offers a little more resistance.
     
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    Bruise her?! You're a comedian! :biggrin1: Either that or you have an extremely tough 'war axe'.
     
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    My cock is like a midget wrestler. Its not huge but it can take a lot of abuse.
     
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    If that's the case, it's a surprise you're not in prison for carrying an offensive weapon.
     
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    That's why I live in Texas. We have the concealed carry law. :wink:
     
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    I like to slam my 'tickle-acorn' in the refrigerator door and then press it with a hot steam-iron. But nothing sexual - that would be weird.....
     
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    You smooth son of a gun! Under UK law, I'm forced to keep my samurai sword up on the wall.
     
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    You had me at Lust Hammer!

    DAYHAM that just got me moist!
     
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    no. but it sounds hot. if a guy is hung and body is right it would be so hot
     
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    Try banging on the bedroom door !
    I punch mine with rapid alternating gentle blows so it bounces up and down (getting the rhythm right isn't easy)
     
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    Vids or it didn't happen! :biggrin1:
     
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    I don't have bedposts. Be careful though of the splinters.
    It just made me laugh.
     
  16. D_PooNaHoe

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    Dragon, you're a cheekymonkey dragging this one back up...

    I also like to play "butler". I'll sneak into the bathroom as my lovely is finishing her shower and hang a towel off of it like a rack. Much more exciting than that old hook on the wall right?
     
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    That would indeed be wonderful but, Sir, your talents are wasted outside the shower cubicle.

    You know it's been a good shower when you feel dirtier stepping out of it than you did stepping in. :mischievous:
     
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    i always feel dirty
     
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    Maybe eventually you can teach it to make the bed and wash the towels.
     
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    Rather than slapping the bedpost, I prefer simply slamming it through the walls. Keeps the local plasterer in business.
     
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