Does your dick float?

[headbang8]

Goofy question, here.

The other day, I was in the bathtub. As usual, the head of my soft dick floated upward, just as it has every time I’ve taken a bath for as long as I can remember.

My husband joined me, which he doesn’t usually do. His dick settled in the water pointing downward.

We’ve been swimming and enjoyed spa tubs naked together quite a few times, but we’d never noticed that our dicks behave differently. And it’s safe to say we know each other’s dicks pretty well. He comes from a public-bath culture, but never paid attention.

What about you, my fine gents? I’m curious.

 

[seventiesdemon]

Oh for fuck's sake. Floating cocks now? Never heard of a Chook that swam like a Duck.

What is the use of a floating cock, if cunts don't float? Bloody hell, I've been here for years............floating cocks? Unless you have a cock connected to Anubis..............FM.

 

[headbang8]

Oh for fuck's sake. Floating cocks now? Never heard of a Chook that swam like a Duck. What is the use of a floating cock, if cunts don't float?

Well, it would be sad if floating cocks were useless, because they seem to be winning handsomely!

 

[seventiesdemon]

Well, it would be sad if floating cocks were useless, because they seem to be winning handsomely!

And what competition are floating cocks in to be winning handsomely?

 

[headbang8]

And what competition are floating cocks in to be winning handsomely?

Right now, the answers to the poll are running about 70/30 to floating vs sinking. That was what I was curious about.

if I spot someone drowning, I’ll toss my todger out as a life preserver and reel them in.