Driving and Masturbating

[borednsf2002]

Going to be go back and forth between Charlotte and Charleston, any ladies interested in catching a view?

 

[dudepiston]

Well I'm not a lady, and I'm not interested in seeing you jack off whilst piloting a several-ton machine down the road (putting everyone around you at risk for a sudden, terrible death) but you might want to post where you'll be driving here, as a public service, so we can all avoid the hell out of the area?

:tongue:

 

[B_Epic_Size]

what kind of retard does this?

 

[Reallyonlyme]

I've often thought the car behind me was being driven by a wanker, but never realised I might be more accurate that I thought!

 

[D_Sue Ellen Brastretcher]

what kind of retard does this?

I'm guessing the same kind who drive while having oral sex.

 

[borednsf2002]

Didn't realize that something like this would offend everyone so much. Guess no else has ever masturbated while driving.

 

[MattCox]

I have...

 

[scottbud]

I bet all these people bitching at you are entirly gilty of txting while driving yet they throw stones at you.

 

[MrGoodDate]

I have. And have had some best horny thoughts then.

 

[HazelGod]

what kind of retard does this?

Seriously.

Fucking while driving seems like a much better idea... :biggrin1:

 

[The Dragon]

Seriously.

Fucking while driving seems like a much better idea... :biggrin1:

It can be a shattering experience by all accounts.