Dryer Precautions

[Hatched69]

I wouldn't touch her even if she required to be handwashed!

She seems to be the drip dry sort you see!:tongue:

I see. An "Unbalanced Load"......?

 

[Gillette]

I thought this was a Delicate(s) issue so I Timed(ry) out and pushed the Start Button at Snopes.com just in case it was a bunch of Fluff.

Anyway, this is what ended up in my (Laundry) Basket:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/household/dryer.asp

I think I'll run the lint filter through a cycle in the top basket of my dishwasher with the glassware every couple of months.

This is also true of hair dryers. Desn't that just "blow" you away?

 

[Hatched69]

This is also true of hair dryers. Desn't that just "blow" you away?

Yeah!! It's not just a bunch of "hot air"!!:biggrin1:

 

[agnslz]

I see. An "Unbalanced Load"......?

That and she seems the type to squat and take a pee whenever she
needs to! Or just give it two shakes! Get my "dreft"?:wink::biggrin1:

 

[Hatched69]

That and she seems the type to squat and take a pee whenever she needs to! Or just give it two shakes! Get my "dreft"?:wink::biggrin1: (

Does she leave you feeling "flushed"?

 

[agnslz]

Does she leave you feeling "flushed"?

I left you "flushed"!:tongue:

Good Night!:smile: (Or good morning!:biggrin1

To me she just elicits a need to pray to the porcelain god!:wink:

 

[jfrsndvs]

makes you just want to 'Snuggle' huh

"Dry"? Perhaps. Soft and fluffy? For sure!:biggrin1::wink::tongue:

 

[Hatched69]

makes you just want to 'Snuggle' huh

No "sheet"!! We've had quite a "blanket" of ideas haven't we?:tongue:

 

[Hatched69]

I left you "flushed"!:tongue:

What did you expect? You "jiggled my handle"!!:tongue:
Have a good one!

 

[jfrsndvs]

don't let your "dryer balls" get drained, or things will come out of the dryer all stiff and rough

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

After reading this many puns related to laundry, I feel soiled.

 

[Gillette]

After reading this many puns related to laundry, I feel soiled.

So you just thought you'd "Shout" it out ?

It won't last forever, humour changes with the "Tide".

 

[jfrsndvs]

I don't think that I have seen one thread that has made me laugh as much as this one has. I have to say thanks to Rikter8 for that starting it.

 

[tallguypns]

Reading this thread made my head spin as if caught in a whirlpool. Keep the puns away or a moderator maytag this thread as one that should be locked.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

I'll be permanently pressed to come up with another laundry pun.

 

[Pecker]

I'll be permanently pressed to come up with another laundry pun.

Don't slam the dryer door just yet, John, give yourself a Cool Down Cycle and I'm sure you'll soften(er) up enough to vent your spleen.

 

[agnslz]

makes you just want to 'Snuggle' huh

With you? Absolutely!:wink::tongue:

I'll tumble for ya!

 

[jeff black]

We hose ours Twice a year.

It is a good tip.

 

[agnslz]

What did you expect? You "jiggled my handle"!!:tongue:
Have a good one!

Is this a double entendre or something?:tongue:

BTW, your siggy is so funny!:smile:

 

[agnslz]

After reading this many puns related to laundry, I feel soiled.

Soiled? John, you just need a good 'washing' is all!:wink::tongue: