Eric janicki anyone

Omg I know him!
I met him a while ago at a store.
U guys...this nigga is HUGE AS FUCK in person.
He might be on par with Dwayne in terms of size ngl.
He's also a very sweet man. So nice so polite and calm and collected and adorkable. U can just tell his mama raised him tf right! He cracked a lot of dad jokes in our conversations that made my brain cells cry and cringe so much...its like they were begging him to stop lmfao!!
I realized his woman wasn't with him so I started flirting. Yes I know it's hopeless but can u blame me?? Anyways he basically just kept respectfully curving me and repeated the phrase "maybe in an alternate reality" lol. Which is understandable cos hes straight . He had to go so he just tightly hugged and smiled at me and just...left.
All in all he's the literal combo embodiment of nice and sexy and he deserves so much happiness and success in his life.
I hope I meet him again someday...

U met him in a store, wat store, in NC?