Ethan cutkosky

his boyfriend?
A popular semi-joke/semi-fantasy of this thread. Most of us think one or both may be at least closet bi, but most of us also think the guy looks like Post Malone's anorexic little brother and know Ethan could do better if he wanted to have a boyfriend.
 
A popular semi-joke/semi-fantasy of this thread. Most of us think one or both may be at least closet bi, but most of us also think the guy looks like Post Malone's anorexic little brother and know Ethan could do better if he wanted to have a boyfriend.
I mean, I can't speak for anyone else but I don't think it's a joke or a fantasy lol. I think he is fucking Mr. Fraggle Rock 2023. It certainly wouldn't be my choice of spouse so it's not like it's some fantasy I've spun up to get off on. I just think the evidence is pretty strong. And if Ethan is happy, hey, good for him. Just don't get a matching face tat.