Ethan Wacker

Always a bit more taken aback when he is wearing a shirt at this point tbqh
Yeah like, bro, take that shit off no one likes you fully clothed to tbh.
 
I love his body and personality. But its also kinda hot that no matter how hard he works out and how jacked and cute he is and tries to be, he will always be shorter and have a small cock
How do u know his dick is small
 
How do u know his dick is small
Lol, unless they happened to share a gym class or something, he’s talking out of his ass and probably just wants attention.

I don’t get the obsession with dick size, anyway.
 
Lol, unless they happened to share a gym class or something, he’s talking out of his ass and probably just wants attention.

I don’t get the obsession with dick size, anyway.
I only care about the girth of a dick, i couldnt care less about the length of it lol
 
Lol, unless they happened to share a gym class or something, he’s talking out of his ass and probably just wants attention.

I don’t get the obsession with dick size, anyway.
Same here. Tits,, ass, dick,, belly,,,, if it's attached to the person you love, then it is everything you want and adore. Ethan no matter what,,, looks amazing.
 
Bae chill. No. We’ve seen he doesn’t have a bulge. It’s not bad it’s just what he is.
Lol, how am I bae when we never talk! ;-P And I personally think oversized dicks are gross, tbh, so I get you there. As long as it’s all in proportion...and Ethan is beautifully built as far as I’m concerned.
 
Someone posted this on Tumblr and it made me lol

"There's no way ethan wacker is real like he has to be a product of our collective conscience cos there's no way there can be a boy who is so cute and twinky whilst also being so insanely buff and happy to show off and on top of that his surname is WACKER like I'm sorry that just seems false he is a fantasy"
 
Someone posted this on Tumblr and it made me lol

"There's no way ethan wacker is real like he has to be a product of our collective conscience cos there's no way there can be a boy who is so cute and twinky whilst also being so insanely buff and happy to show off and on top of that his surname is WACKER like I'm sorry that just seems false he is a fantasy"
Yeah there has to be a flaw somewhere like he has a small cock or bad flatulence or terrible breath!
 
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