Ever Given a guy shitdick?

[pepe123]

Well this is more geared to gays..

The first time i ever had sex was in a car, the guy wasnt anything huge. more so "average" the worst thing i ever expected to happen...happened!We were in a car so there was nothing around to clean up. i cried.

The second bat at bottoming this guy had a 7.5 inch, nothing crazy. We fucked doggystyle. and almost immediately it happend again.

TWICE! I havent bottomed in FOUR YEARS; nothing but topping.
I hear that anal douching can help, but... A.) I dont know how to do it.
B.) What happens if its spontaneous sex??!

is there something im doing wrong?! Too relaxedor something???

 

[rue4444]

I've had it happen to me, but when I bottom I'm usually clean. My friend told me that he goes to the restroom before to prevent that.

 

[eyescream]

I'm female but I might be able to relate a bit...I suggest: clean out your bowels before anal, especially if you're bottom...and in my case I've tried lubricants which help keep my insides inside.

 

[geyserstu_10019]

It happened to me a few years ago. My buddy decided to sit on my dick, and after we fucked, he pulled our and I was totally covered in his shit. I laughed but he was so embarrassed. We quickly showered and went at it again. Bottom line, it can happen so no big deal.

 

[zpacifico]

no big deal, shit happens ;þ

 

[EmJay]

I can almost smell it from behind my laptop hahaha..LOL..the horror..

 

[tross87]

what's bottoming? :S

 

[rbkwp]

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You can get booted out of yr employment, wi choice of wrong usage of words??
(or even the way i talk/write on lpsg i suppose, hhaha)

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