Here's a topic that's been the subject of a few late-night semi-drunken conversations with friends, but I've never been able to ask of a group of other well-endowed guys: Is there a perfect penis size? Or, at least is there an ideal range of length and girth that works for us and for the ladies? I've been to the thread about first reactions, and yes I fully agree it's fun when the women go "OMG" and the male friends pretend the're not staring. It's always been a huge confidence booster, and it still is. But let's be honest: when you subtract the whole male ego thing, having an excessively large penis can be damned inconvenient. Mens' and womens' bodies are supposed to interlock, so it's helpful when the piston and cylinder are sized for each other. And there's also the part about being comfortable and/or appropriately discreet in clothing. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been able to completely let loose and wail on a girl vaginally, still fewer having my entire dick down her throat comfortably for more than a few seconds. (Yes, guys tend to be better at handling my size, but that's not my first choice.) I can expand to a bit over 10" on a good day when fully aroused, and many women don't seem to be that deep -- it's just a physical limitation that requires me to pull my punches and go easy to avoid hurting her (and me!). And diameter is a problem too; even though I'm not exceptionally thicker than average I seem to be too thick for some girls. And I hate using lube. At least when I'm on my back and she's on top she controls access and I don't have to feel guilty about forcing her too hard. You want your male friend to stop being jealous of your size? Point out to him that he's never had to fantasize about someday meeting a girl who can fit his entire penis in her mouth. Some guys have dicks that are way too small. My friend [nameless] has a penis the size of an acorn -- I've seen it. I know it's limiting for him. He's a great guy with a lot to offer, charismatic, and women like him, but there are things he's told me he can't do. He can't take a girl from behind doggy style because he doesn't have the reach. He has a problem with falling out every few strokes even during missionary sex, and I'd bet he has to work pretty long and hard to bring his partner to climax. He's a cool, confident, smart guy and I'm sure he's learned the technique to make up for his physical shortcomings, but his penis still is just too damned small. So, what's perfect? What's long and thick enough to fully satisfy them and us? Manageable enough that she can take the whole thing in her mough and leave it here for a while (a never-ending fantasy of mine -- in case you haven't noticed), but big enough for her to enjoy with either of us having to worry about pushing physical limits? They say the average guy's penis is 5-6" long and maybe 1.5" thick. If you believe in evolution (with apologies to anyone who doesn't) that's probably the optimal place to be for purposes of practicality and mutual satisfaction, if it's where most men turned out. Thoughts?