Evil stench from dried spunk!

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After I ejaculate during sex or a wet dream, if I don't wash my cock immediately, and allow the semen to dry, I am left with one of the most evil smells produced by my body.

It seems impossible to remove this evil smelling residue straight away , only after several showers will it disappear.

I am uncut which doesn't allow underwear to wipe it off.

Anyone have the same problem? Has anyone found the solution to remove the stench?
 
um, it shouldn't smell nasty - and certainly not as bad as you describe. normally, it's a fairly neutral saline smell, like seawater. and it should wash off in like 5 seconds - hell, i usually do it in the sink :p

either you have a weird metabolism, or else you might wanna get checked for UTIs
 
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It does smell bad if I leave it for too long before I can wash.
What soap do you use? I have tried lots of different soaps, even washing up liquid but when I dry it the smell is still there but weaker.
It is true that it smells a little fishy sometimes.

Maybe Lex_marker is the only solution!:rolleyes:
 
Dr Rock said:
um, it shouldn't smell nasty - and certainly not as bad as you describe. normally, it's a fairly neutral saline smell, like seawater. and it should wash off in like 5 seconds - hell, i usually do it in the sink :p

either you have a weird metabolism, or else you might wanna get checked for UTIs

See Doc.. this is what I was trying to get across...:redface:
 
My other thread about pheremone releasers got me thinking that maybe this strong smell has something to do with pheremones since they are contained in semen and on the glans.

What do you ladies think of this smell. You probably smell the same when a guy ejaculates inside you.
 
Pheromones themselves have no detectable scent....they're more like airborne chemicals, but have no scent....that's what I read anyway.
I think they are added to some men's and women's colognes.....but not all....and the men's pheromones are different from the women's.

I have only noticed fresh spunk to smell a little bit fishy....but not a strong smell at all.....but I'm talking about less than say....30 minutes after sex.

Actually, no matter how clean I was when the sex began, I am the one who smells fishy with it inside me.

For some ridiculous reason when we were dating we saved a "load" in a small jar.
When we opened it a week later it was "OMG !!!....throw that shit out !"
LOL
 
dongalong said:
It does smell bad if I leave it for too long before I can wash.
What soap do you use? I have tried lots of different soaps, even washing up liquid but when I dry it the smell is still there but weaker.
It is true that it smells a little fishy sometimes.

Maybe Lex_marker is the only solution!:rolleyes:

Forget soaps just use fresh water. Your foreskin does not need soap even rinsing off the head with your own pee while pissing will do if you can't reach a sink. The body always over reacts when outside substances are used. Just think about how people who use deodorants stink! Stop using the deodorant and hey presto no stink. Media hype to sell you shit as usual.
 
lex_marker said:
My ex used to like it when i give him head to his uncut unwashed schlong. Nature made man uncut for a reason.

By that faulty logic, people also have assholes so that they can walk around covered in shit, and perspire so that they can reek to high heaven. :rolleyes:

Trying to rationalize personal kinks and fetishes as "simply the way things are" (by implication, for everyone) is definitionally a blatant contradiction in terms.
 
Alex, you're normally so good, but I lost your meaning on that one.

I think he's using too much soap. The foreskin has a natural culture like a good sourdough. I agree with sly adey. Warm water is sufficient. It's not like you would usually get grease all over your cock when you're out working on your car.

Soaps made for other body parts are not intended for mucosal parts.
 
If you have ever ejaculated under water, you will know that semen becomes stringy and glue like. It doesn't seem to desolve completely on contact with water. So when it dries it seems to be slightly waterproof. I have had baths that last over 30mins and I could still smell it afterwards.

I don't have a weird metabolism or any UTIs, this smell only occurs if I forget to wash the semen off my dick and don't wash for say 6 or more hours.
 
dongalong said:
If you have ever ejaculated under water, you will know that semen becomes stringy and glue like. It doesn't seem to desolve completely on contact with water. So when it dries it seems to be slightly waterproof. I have had baths that last over 30mins and I could still smell it afterwards.

Hi, ...I guess you are talking about ejaculating into hot water. Spunk is made of stuff not unlike egg white. When you put it into hot water it cooks and its character changes to that giveaway glue like substance that tells later bathroom users what you've been up to.

Uncooked spunk washes away with water or, if you prefer, some slightly salted water, no probs. Your knob is not going to be hot enough to cook spunk but it is warm enough to breed spunk eating bacteria. Enough to cause a bit of a whiff after a few hours...like feet.

Another possibility might be Crystal Spring natural body deodorant which amazes me that it effectively deodorises absolutely anything I've tried it on including my cock and works for hours and hours, It's hypoallergenic and not tested on animals and its made from salt from Thailand.
www.crystalspring.co.uk

Just a thought.
 
Oh and another quick thought, you might like to keep note of what you eat. Various foods affect the way we smell. Think garlic, asparagus, milk, spices.
Try keepng a food diary and see what you have eaten on days when your cock seems to be particularly whiffy. Might work?:smile: