Exposed Freeballing at Work

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*Note for mod: I posted this in another group last night but thought it better belonged here.

I have a part-time job in retail. I prefer to go commando when at all possible, but I'm often more thoughtful about doing so when going in to work. Today, as it's been so hot, I thought what-the-heck and went without.

I went into work in some black denim shorts with my work shirt. The store was busy when I had gone on the clock and was with my first customer of the afternoon. She was an older african-american woman, around sixty-five or seventy years old, short and stocky, with grey-hair pulled back in a clip. I gladly helped the woman with a technical issue on her device, putting on my normal "retail-charm" persona. We had just fixed her issue when she quickly diverted the conversation to a second, unrelated issue. This isn't unusual at my job so I went with it, patiently assisting her still.

It wasn't until we finished working through her next issue that I figured something was up. She started asking me random questions, just making small talk, though at this point I was making it very obvious that I had other customers to attend to. Even my manager had approached us at one point to find out if we were still working through things. She proceeded to ask me where I was from, how long I'd lived in this state, what brought me here, etc. I was starting to feel uneasy and realized she was just anxious to prolong the conversation. In my uneasiness I glanced down and noticed that the fly of my shorts was not only down but W I D E open. I could see my penis through the opening of my fly, and I'm sure she had been getting quite an eyeful the entire time.

Not wanting to draw additional attention to my situation I simply lowered one arm obstructing her view and continued to finish answering her questions. I felt my dick start to plump up now that I had realized I'd been totally exposed, AND, that was she'd been enjoying the show. Once she was done with her next question I cut her off explaining that I thought we'd arrived at some great solutions for the issues with which she'd come to us, and that I really needed to check on some other customers. With that I politely escaped and made a bee-line to the back of the store so I could zip up quickly and allow my now semi-hard cock to calm down.

Later this evening, after telling another big-dicked friend (self-professed) about the scenario he said, "yours is probably the biggest dick she's seen in a long time." LOL

Has anyone else had an experience like this of being exposed accidentally at work?
 

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Personally I think it is inappropriate and unprofessional to not wear underwear at work, male or female. A persons genitals or breasts should not be visible in a professional setting.
 

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One would have thought you would have felt ymthe draft if you were feeballing lol. I guess that is something you have to be extra careful when freeballing. Obviously she didn't have an issue with it so I'd chalk it up as a funny reminder to zip your fly.
 

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*Note for mod: I posted this in another group last night but thought it better belonged here.

I have a part-time job in retail. I prefer to go commando when at all possible, but I'm often more thoughtful about doing so when going in to work. Today, as it's been so hot, I thought what-the-heck and went without.

I went into work in some black denim shorts with my work shirt. The store was busy when I had gone on the clock and was with my first customer of the afternoon. She was an older african-american woman, around sixty-five or seventy years old, short and stocky, with grey-hair pulled back in a clip. I gladly helped the woman with a technical issue on her device, putting on my normal "retail-charm" persona. We had just fixed her issue when she quickly diverted the conversation to a second, unrelated issue. This isn't unusu al at my job so I went with it, patiently assisting her still.

It wasn't until we finished working through her next issue that I figured something was up. She started asking me random questions, just making small talk, though at this point I was making it very obvious that I had other customers to attend to. Even my manager had approached us at one point to find out if we were still working through things. She proceeded to ask me where I was from, how long I'd lived in this state, what brought me here, etc. I was starting to feel uneasy and realized she was just anxious to prolong the conversation. In my uneasiness I glanced down and noticed that the fly of my shorts was not only down but W I D E open. I could see my penis through the opening of my fly, and I'm sure she had been getting quite an eyeful the entire time.

Not wanting to draw additional attention to my situation I simply lowered one arm obstructing her view and continued to finish answering her questions. I felt my dick start to plump up now that I had realized I'd been totally exposed, AND, that was she'd been enjoying the show. Once she was done with her next question I cut her off explaining that I thought we'd arrived at some great solutions for the issues with which she'd come to us, and that I really needed to check on some other customers. With that I politely escaped and made a bee-line to the back of the store so I could zip up quickly and allow my now semi-hard cock to calm down.

Later this evening, after telling another big-dicked friend (self-professed) about the scenario he said, "yours is probably the biggest dick she's seen in a long time." LOL

Has anyone else had an experience like this of being exposed accidentally at work?
Hee Hee. It's only a Willy after all.even though it's a really nice one.
As a full time free baller I never wear any under wear at work. Only had couple of times I've realized zip was down.no panic,
If I'd have been your customer I think I would have pleasantly told you.
 
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I wear scrubs at work, and I've had nursing staff (male and female) make comments about my CKs/Diesel briefs. Just be happy you were lucky, and enjoy the good laugh. Probably made her day.
 
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I think freeballing at that kind of job is kinda crazy. However, nuthin's as hot as a 65-70 yr old babe ogling your equipment. Oh, baby. So. Hot....

I was very lucky she responded the way she did - albeit kinda creepy. And, as I said, I try not to make a habit of freeballing at work, but I do prefer to go commando when I can.
 

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I never wore underwear to anything (I dont own any underwear). Therefore, I freeball to work all the time, even in my dress pants. Sometimes, the shape of my penis do show, but never got any complaint...
 
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Delicious.

*Note for mod: I posted this in another group last night but thought it better belonged here.
It wasn't until we finished working through her next issue that I figured something was up. She started asking me random questions, just making small talk, though at this point I was making it very obvious that I had other customers to attend to. Even my manager had approached us at one point to find out if we were still working through things. She proceeded to ask me where I was from, how long I'd lived in this state, what brought me here, etc. I was starting to feel uneasy and realized she was just anxious to prolong the conversation. In my uneasiness I glanced down and noticed that the fly of my shorts was not only down but W I D E open. I could see my penis through the opening of my fly, and I'm sure she had been getting quite an eyeful the entire time.