extremely bone pressed/ cheating

[freakdick2hands]

I'm close enough to 8" that I over "press" the ruler to see what I wanna see.
I like the way Brandi Belle measures from the side. She'd give me an 8".
Anyway, check out my gallery.
If you want to see more evidence, check out FREAKDICK2HANDS.

 

[Pitbull]

The pretzel comparison was "different"

 

[freakdick2hands]

Thank you Pitbull for checking out and commenting on this thread.
Here I bring the ruler and plenty of photographic/video evidence for size indication, yet it fails to stir up a discussion.
I was hoping to read people's opinions on my bone pressed placement and/or whether it was cheating or not.
The ruler is on top and is pressed against the bone.
LPSG members, It's time to measure up!