Fedex or UPS?

Yes, several years back a UPS guy delivered a package and I answered the door in my boxerbirefs, he said I have a package for you, I just looked at him and said me too. A few days later he knocked on my door early in the evening and stood there, smiled, adjusted himself and said, want to share. invited him in and we enjoyed jacking each other.
 
I can't remember the last time we had a delivery from FedEx or UPS? Most of the stuff we order is from Amazon and now they have their own delivery services.

Even when they do make a delivery. They knock on the door, drop the package off, sprint across the lawn, hop in the truck and race down the street. By the time I open the door, I see the guy making the next delivery down the street.

We rarely ever see them. And my partner could care less because she doesn't find them attractive. Perhaps that's why she 'orders' me to get the package at the door....lol.
 
Yes, several years back a UPS guy delivered a package and I answered the door in my boxerbirefs, he said I have a package for you, I just looked at him and said me too. A few days later he knocked on my door early in the evening and stood there, smiled, adjusted himself and said, want to share. invited him in and we enjoyed jacking each other.
Sounds like my kind of delivery