I normally avoid these like the plague, but what the hell. I've added a few questions, but left the originals, hope you dont mind
First pet:
Major, a scottish terrier, he slept in the crib with me as a puppy
First job:
working on my grandfathers ranch in the summer
First kiss:
Amy, behind the bushes at church, I was 6
First phone number you remember having:
my home phone
First grade teachers name:
Mrs. Smallwood, her legs were ten feet high and it is where my love of calves and heels come from.
First boyfriend/girlfriend:
Amy Z.
First best friends name:
Bryant
First car:
1977 black GMC truck
First crush:
Stephanie at kindergarten
First movie you saw in the theatre:
Star Wars
First funeral you attended:
My Great Grandmother when I was 3
First wedding you attended:
I don't remember
First election you voted in:
1992
First time you went on a plane:
I was an infant
First time you had sex:
in the grass next to the tennis courts in my gf's neighborhood at night
First time you had an orgasm:
Probably way too young
First time you drank alcohol:
I was 11 at my uncles
First speeding ticket:
Never
First time you had stitches:
on my head playing soccer I was 6
First bone you broke:
my kneecap, playing soccer, I was 22
First time you got duped (or didn't) by the neighborhood girl/boy in a game of "show me yours and I'll show you mine" :
I was 8 and she ran and told!
First time you remember doing something that you now know was sexually motivated:
I was in kindergarten and I would come out of the bathroom and have my teacher button up my levis even though I could do it on my own.
First fight or act of violence:
I hit a kid with a golf club and then started punching him as he lay on the ground, for kicking my friends kitten into a ditch 20 ft below.
First time you crept out of the house at night:
I was 8, to go with my buddies to spy on an older girl in the neighborhood who had phone sex with her blinds open.
First sex in front of someone else:
I was 15, my friend and his gf watched me and my gf outside at night.