George W JOKES

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  1. D_N Flay Table

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    George Bush was sitting at his desk in the oval office when Dick Cheney BURST into the room...
    "Mr President, I regret to inform you that two Brazillian troops were killed in Iraq today."

    Bush slumpted into his chair.. put his hands over his eyes.. and slowly sobbed..

    after a long moment to consider his reaction Mr Bush looked up to his long time friend and vice president, and responded...
    "Dick, just exactly how many is a Brazillian?"
    :tongue:




    "Dick, how ma
     
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    Oh gee...
     
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    It was January, and a beautiful snow had blanketed Washington DC the night before. Dubya decides to stroll through the Rose Garden early that morning.

    He was enjoying the beauty of it, when he saw that someone had beat him there - and peed in the snow. In sweeping yellow strokes, it said "GWB SUCKS!"

    George was furious, sent for his secret service chief, and told him "This is an outrage! I want you to find out who did it, and see that he's punished!"

    The chief came back one hour later, and said "Mr. President, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we tested a sample, and determined that it was Al Sharpton's urine."

    George smiles, and says "That's good, arrest him. Now, what's the bad news?"

    "Uh, Sir, it was Laura's handwriting..."
     
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