Get A Bidet!

[evilluvsme]

You would think that this Covid virus turns everyone into a non stop shitting machine considering there is no toilet paper available anywhere thanks to all the idiots buying it all up.

Due to that fact, I went out and found myself a PureSpa bidet for the toilet that bolts under the toilet seat. They have a cold water version or a temp controlled model for an extra $30 or so. All they had in stock was the cold water version so I grabbed it, a little worried about spraying cold water at my asshole but at least I wouldn’t have to worry about toilet paper anymore considering I can’t find any. I bought a couple packs of terry cloths and use them to dry off and then they can be washed. It took a few times to get the technique right but now I got the hang of it. I love it! The clean feeling can’t be beat and there is the bonus of how it feels while using it. First off don’t worry about the warm water version, the cold water ain’t that bad. The feeling of the water at your ass is really nice, sometimes really really nice and it gives me a hard on. I’m ok with that. It feels like a magical tongue licking your hole clean. I can even feel the water going up into my ass a bit too which adds to the overall clean feeling. Toilet paper ain’t really cleaning inside your ass much is it?

I totally recommend a bidet. Now I’m gonna have to look for hotels and resorts with bidets for when I get to travel again. Toilet paper is now a last resort for me.

 

[MickeyLee]

"Winter is coming"

If ya live above a certain latitude come winter people are gonna wish they popped for the warming feature. 30$ vs Butthole hypothermia?

Like, in Minnesota outdoor parking has an electrical outlet so car owners can plug in engine block heaters. Anyone in the Northern States can inform about leaving the water trickling so pipes don't freeze in winter.

 

[EllieP]

I was so tempted to get a bidet for my toilet. When I redid our bathrooms I sprung for a $2K Japanese toilet for him, and I seriously thought about a bidet for my own. I chickened out. To this day I don't know why. To this day I don't know why the U.S. has been so dead set against bidets when they're so practical!

I saw an ad recently about an add-on version, much like @evilluvsme mentions. It said if you step in dog poop would you rather wipe of your shoe with paper or hose it off? Duh!

 

[halcyondays]

I have one but rarely use it because my butt is clean as a whistle after I defecate.

If it's not I adjust diet and/or eating habits until it is.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

I bought one years before and while the wife thought it was too "European" and didn't care for it at first, she felt much different later on, especially when the toilet paper shortage hit. That, and I'm sure the strategically placed jet of water had something to do with it .

 

[andigazed]

It is a bit archaic to use only dry tissue. Some wet is required to properly clean. Wipe peanut butter on a surface as a test. Wet is required to really get everything.

 

[andigazed]

You would think that this Covid virus turns everyone into a non stop shitting machine considering there is no toilet paper available anywhere thanks to all the idiots buying it all up.

Due to that fact, I went out and found myself a PureSpa bidet for the toilet that bolts under the toilet seat. They have a cold water version or a temp controlled model for an extra $30 or so. All they had in stock was the cold water version so I grabbed it, a little worried about spraying cold water at my asshole but at least I wouldn’t have to worry about toilet paper anymore considering I can’t find any. I bought a couple packs of terry cloths and use them to dry off and then they can be washed. It took a few times to get the technique right but now I got the hang of it. I love it! The clean feeling can’t be beat and there is the bonus of how it feels while using it. First off don’t worry about the warm water version, the cold water ain’t that bad. The feeling of the water at your ass is really nice, sometimes really really nice and it gives me a hard on. I’m ok with that. It feels like a magical tongue licking your hole clean. I can even feel the water going up into my ass a bit too which adds to the overall clean feeling. Toilet paper ain’t really cleaning inside your ass much is it?

I totally recommend a bidet. Now I’m gonna have to look for hotels and resorts with bidets for when I get to travel again. Toilet paper is now a last resort for me.

Hey @evilluvsme

Hygeine practices need to be re thought. Bidets in all public restrooms, with a roll of wet wipes for assurance soap clean, and then toilet paper to dry should be standard now. Also a vending machine with a pair of disposable under garments just in case, would be recommended. Some additional modified hygeine practices I'd like to see are disinfectant wipes, and dry it sheets affixed to high touch public vending machines, inside and outside of elevators, as well as affixed to high touch public doors.

 

[andigazed]

Gloves should be mandatory also. Should the gloves be removed before using the public restroom, wash/dry hands, then don gloves again? Should keep gloves on, use the public restroom, then wash/dry gloved hands?

 

[deleted1356499]

Ummm eww is all got on this one... i read a story from CBC maybe a couple years ago of some entrepreneur trying to open a bidet shop in small town Saskachewan... tough crowd lol

 

[deleted1356499]

"Winter is coming"

If ya live above a certain latitude come winter people are gonna wish they popped for the warming feature. 30$ vs Butthole hypothermia?

Like, in Minnesota outdoor parking has an electrical outlet so car owners can plug in engine block heaters. Anyone in the Northern States can inform about leaving the water trickling so pipes don't freeze in winter.

“...Butthole hypothermia...” Lmao!