Getting Laid

[bigboner69]

Hey all you guys out there gay and str8 i havent been blown in like a week someone tell me your method or how you do thingsss!
tell me some stories even about your best lays

 

[Box_Man]

i havn't gotten laid in about 6 months, and i survive....

 

[deleted110426]

Been a lil over a month for me.....

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Hey all you guys out there gay and str8 i havent been blown in like a week someone tell me your method or how you do thingsss!
tell me some stories even about your best lays

Ooh, you poor guy, already a week...

 

[reallybigshoe]

you're kidding me right........


bigboner69 meet your right hand, right hand meet big boner69.

also make girls or guys laugh, that's my trick

 

[hud01]

with a dick like that I can see why a week can seem like a long time

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

with a dick like that I can see why a week can seem like a long time

Of course when it is photoshopped

 

[art]

Just another guy looking for stories, i.e. jerkoff material.

They're always so obvious, with their ridiculous, cheap, porno-based postulates.

I bet he and his hand are well-acquainted.

 

[Brad800]

Been about two month my hand because my best friend what would give to have my dick suck right now .

 

[ericbear]

Why do people find this so difficult? I'm old and fat, but get invited to a big sex party pretty much every weekend. (Actually, 2 last weekend, 3 the weekend coming up, sadly getting over the flu this weekend.) Then in between there are the occasional fuck-me-daddy knocks on the front door, pickups at the gym, etc. I can't say that I even bother trying to get laid, but seem to get more sex than may people anyway. Something is not right here...