Getting Laid

bigboner69

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Hey all you guys out there gay and str8 i havent been blown in like a week someone tell me your method or how you do thingsss!
tell me some stories even about your best lays
 

art

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Just another guy looking for stories, i.e. jerkoff material.

They're always so obvious, with their ridiculous, cheap, porno-based postulates.

I bet he and his hand are well-acquainted.
 

ericbear

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Why do people find this so difficult? I'm old and fat, but get invited to a big sex party pretty much every weekend. (Actually, 2 last weekend, 3 the weekend coming up, sadly getting over the flu this weekend.) Then in between there are the occasional fuck-me-daddy knocks on the front door, pickups at the gym, etc. I can't say that I even bother trying to get laid, but seem to get more sex than may people anyway. Something is not right here...