GF found my extender

[junkere]

Hey forum.

So I decided to give extenders a try and bought an andropenis couple of weeks ago (I'm optimistic about the results, but that's another story).

I use it at work and leave it in a drawer when I get home, but yesterday I forgot to put it away and left it in the bathroom, when my GF was over she went to the bathroom and she took way longer than usual, I'm sure she saw it and was trying to figure out WTF it was, I tried hearing what was going on but everything was quiet, too quiet if you know what I mean.

After a while I asked her if everything was okay, and she responded "yes why do you ask?" with a very suspicious tone. Anyway, she came out and nothing was said.

I'm sure she'll make a comment about it some time and I don't know what to tell her. We've been together for a long time so it's not like I couldn't tell her the truth but I font want to, I don't know why, I just don't want to. I prefer the gains (if any) to be a surprise for her.

So what could I tell her it was so that she believes me.

Any thoughts?

 

[thisisman]

I don know whats the proplem if she know that u enlarge ur cock ?

 

[thisisman]

The most important thing is the results

 

[dissolver]

Hey forum.

So I decided to give extenders a try and bought an andropenis couple of weeks ago (I'm optimistic about the results, but that's another story).

I use it at work and leave it in a drawer when I get home, but yesterday I forgot to put it away and left it in the bathroom, when my GF was over she went to the bathroom and she took way longer than usual, I'm sure she saw it and was trying to figure out WTF it was, I tried hearing what was going on but everything was quiet, too quiet if you know what I mean.

After a while I asked her if everything was okay, and she responded "yes why do you ask?" with a very suspicious tone. Anyway, she came out and nothing was said.

I'm sure she'll make a comment about it some time and I don't know what to tell her. We've been together for a long time so it's not like I couldn't tell her the truth but I font want to, I don't know why, I just don't want to. I prefer the gains (if any) to be a surprise for her.

So what could I tell her it was so that she believes me.

Any thoughts?

Would be suspicious of any girl that was against her boyfriend having a bigger cock! lol

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

I don know whats the proplem if she know that u enlarge ur cock ?

Maybe she doesn't want it enlarged, or she'll then think he has low self esteem.

Would be suspicious of any girl that was against her boyfriend having a bigger cock! lol

Vagina's are not infinitely large....

 

[unzipped]

just laugh..tell her yu were trying it so you can love her moredeeply....she will get gushy and prob blow yu on the spot...

 

[junkere]

Maybe she doesn't want it enlarged, or she'll then think he has low self esteem.




Vagina's are not infinitely large....

Exactly, I fear if I tell her that she might tell me to stop.

That's why I was thinking of something more around that lines of: it's a new toilet paper holder! :biggrin1:

 

[horseymann]

Do you have any crooked fingers or toes. Maybe she'll believe it's for that. lol.....

 

[junkere]

Do you have any crooked fingers or toes. Maybe she'll believe it's for that. lol.....

Lol. I think if you have fingers bigger than 6 inches you have other problems.

Any more ideas?

Have some of you been caught?

How have your So reacted when you told her about PE?

Share your story

 

[AtomicMouse1950]

Maybe she doesn't want it enlarged, or she'll then think he has low self esteem.




Vagina's are not infinitely large....

To pass a baby, it can be. So even the most largest cock, would NOT pose a problem for women to handle... is not something that is an impossibility for most women. They have no feelings inside of their vaginas. If they did, they would "then" have a difficult time giving birth.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

To pass a baby, it can be. So even the most largest cock, would NOT pose a problem for women to handle... is not something that is an impossibility for most women. They have no feelings inside of their vaginas. If they did, they would "then" have a difficult time giving birth.

You have no clue what you're talking about.

The average vagina is 5 inches long, and most women don't like being bottomed out in or having their cervix used as a punching bag.

My wife says that when I hit her cervix it feels like my dick is busting thru her lower back, so much for not feeling anything...

 

[junkere]

I think, I THINK that might have been sarcasm.

But yeah on a serious note, whenever I hit my GF cervix it's an instant turn off, so I don't think enlargement would get her overly exited.

PE is mostly for my own greedy pleasure.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

I think you're in a tough spot.

She might not like the idea of you enlarging your sausage but on the other hand lying about it would be even worse.

You could just spin it off as something you're curious but not too serious about.

I'm thinking leave it out for her to find but this time put a note on it, with an funny but absurd explanation.

Maybe something about stretching your penis out so long that you can use it as a belt.

IDK, if I come up with something I'll post it.

 

[dongalong]

How many hours do you spend wearing it? I used an andropenis extender for many hours with poor results.
If you want to impress her, try pumping, that'll convince her that PE is a good thing!

 

[junkere]

How many hours do you spend wearing it? I used an andropenis extender for many hours with poor results.
If you want to impress her, try pumping, that'll convince her that PE is a good thing!

I ware it around 8 hours a day, sometimes up to 12,and sometimes as little as 2 or 3, but on average around 8.

This is my third week, haven't seen results yet in erect length, only in flacid.

Also, pumping is a definite no for me. No offense to anyone but I just don't like the way pumped penis look. They seem unnatural

 

[junkere]

I think you're in a tough spot.

She might not like the idea of you enlarging your sausage but on the other hand lying about it would be even worse.

You could just spin it off as something you're curious but not too serious about.

I'm thinking leave it out for her to find but this time put a note on it, with an funny but absurd explanation.

Maybe something about stretching your penis out so long that you can use it as a belt.

IDK, if I come up with something I'll post it.

Lol. Maybe something like "it came in my cereal box"?

 

[GTOK]

I wouldn't say a word unless she asked point blank what that 'thing' is. If she does, tell her. If not, keep your mouth shut - she's going to figure it out on her own anyway. If and when she wants to talk to you about it, I wouldn't beat around the bush with it but at the same time, I wouldn't be 'too' truthful about it either; "yes, it's called an extender ... yes, it lengthens the penis ... and I also do other exercises as a way of maintaing penis health, blah, blah, blah."

Girlfriend found my bathmate once. I didn't make a big deal of it, made up a quick story/explanation that was very plausible, she seemed very interested in it and even asked to see it in action (which I declined). I've been very careful since to make sure all my gear is tucked away. At the time, I didn't want her to know about my PE, but these days, I'm thinking more and more about filling her in. There are still just somethings you want to keep to yourself.

 

[naked_butler]

I have same prob with bathmate, gf saying "stop using it you are too big now" thus far my arguement is "more Lube"

 

[dongalong]

I ware it around 8 hours a day, sometimes up to 12,and sometimes as little as 2 or 3, but on average around 8.

This is my third week, haven't seen results yet in erect length, only in flacid.

Also, pumping is a definite no for me. No offense to anyone but I just don't like the way pumped penis look. They seem unnatural

That's good, hope it works for you.
The pumped look you describe occurs when pumping for 30+ minutes at high pressures and I agree, it does look and feel weird.
Pumping was my first and most successful PE method, I gained 1" in erect length after 1 year by only pumping for 30 minutes max. during a session, 2-3 times per week. PE was easy to keep up consistently at that rate which is the key to successful gains.

 

[junkere]

I wouldn't say a word unless she asked point blank what that 'thing' is. If she does, tell her. If not, keep your mouth shut - she's going to figure it out on her own anyway. If and when she wants to talk to you about it, I wouldn't beat around the bush with it but at the same time, I wouldn't be 'too' truthful about it either; "yes, it's called an extender ... yes, it lengthens the penis ... and I also do other exercises as a way of maintaing penis health, blah, blah, blah."

Girlfriend found my bathmate once. I didn't make a big deal of it, made up a quick story/explanation that was very plausible, she seemed very interested in it and even asked to see it in action (which I declined). I've been very careful since to make sure all my gear is tucked away. At the time, I didn't want her to know about my PE, but these days, I'm thinking more and more about filling her in. There are still just somethings you want to keep to yourself.

Yes! Thank you! Exactly how I feel, I think it's something personal that I want to keep to myself.

How is she going to figure out on her own?

Also I like that about penis health blah blah.

I have same prob with bathmate, gf saying "stop using it you are too big now" thus far my arguement is "more Lube"

Lol. I've never tried lube. What's your size?

That's good, hope it works for you.
The pumped look you describe occurs when pumping for 30+ minutes at high pressures and I agree, it does look and feel weird.
Pumping was my first and most successful PE method, I gained 1" in erect length after 1 year by only pumping for 30 minutes max. during a session, 2-3 times per week. PE was easy to keep up consistently at that rate which is the key to successful gains.

I didn't know you could gain length with pumps, I thought they were only for girth.