What's even more amusing is one of the judge's comments:
"Although your cock is quite large (a three hander) the impression it gives to me is one of graceful form and attractive symmetry! Your balls are compact and attractive and your flaccid is generous! When you erect that big gun, your shaft is blessed with beautiful veins and it stretches way out there to meet a most attractive large flared head! I have not mentioned girth, but it is a very girthy shaft! Your frenulum area is shaped well! You have another feature which I find appealing and a bit hard to find: your cock is very hard and it erects at a terrific high angle! I find it quite beautiful overall!"