Got milk.

I love milk but then I adore most dairy products.

Low fat if I'm trying to be good.
Whole milk when I'm not.

Adults Hot Chocolate.
Put couverture chocolate buttons in the bottom of a Irish coffee glass along with a little double cream and a shot of Creme de cacao and pour in hot whole milk to fill the glass.
Stir until the buttons melt.
 
Drink lactose free these days, still drink heaps of it though.
 
For some reason, whenever I drink straight white by itself I get horrible stomach pains.

I know I'm not lactose intolerant; I love flavored milks, (not to mention other dairy foods). I can also drink whole white milk with snacks (cakes, cookies, muffins, etc) and cereal with no problem.

I rarely drink milk. Maybe once or twice a week at the most.

That being said, there have been occasions where I'll find myself waking up at 3am and in a half-sleeping, zombie-like daze walk to the kitchen, kneel on one knee (Tebow style) and chug milk straight from the carton (I live alone so it's ok). I have no idea why I do this; it's a really impulsive thing. I generally wake up a few hours later feeling pretty bad.
 
I cannot take too muck milk. Taken straight, it runs right through me.

I can tolerate some milk though, but in beverages, not neat.