Greased lightening

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by prof64, Aug 20, 2005.

  1. prof64

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    Since many American guys are Circumcised this implies that variety becomes the mother of invention when exploring the largely solitary delights of :nopity: masturbation.

    I was wondering if anyone had suggestions on a good lube to use
    for a great Lube Job.

    It is said that the heat of the meat is inversely proportional to the angle
    of the dangle, but in case where your are clipped, the motion of the ocean is inversely proportional to the lotion used to create the commotion.

    I guess many cut guys find "Dry" stimulation very rewarding and often this is the only option available. This implies that the stimulation be slow,light and
    specific, but it most often gets interupted by the arrival precum, the bodies
    natural lubrication that changes the dynamics of the action.

    So for variety most of cut guys incorporate a lubricant into solo activities.

    The perfect lube must be able to stay slick without drying out or getting
    sticky.

    KY jelly is water based is often suggested, bit to my mind does not work well as
    it tends to dry out and the more you add the stickier it eventually
    gets.

    Adding additional water to "Grease the Way" is not always an option as
    it involves interrupting your obvious activity. KY was designed for medical
    examinations - once an instrument or hand has been inserted the KY has done its
    job.

    Some folks use specialist loobs but many are also not ideal as most are water-based and intended for use with Condoms and or partners.

    Some brands with names like ID or Wet or Wetstuff are available in sexshops. Again for me, if it is water based it isn't going to work that well !!!!

    For the solitary activities it seems most guys enjoy, oil based or silcon based
    Lubes and these seem to work best.

    The decision we have to make in this regard however is the amount of viscosity we want to deal with since different guys need different milage and traction.

    Of course the tried and tested favorite of many is Vaseline, which is cheap and very readily available, but can be a little sticky and gooey.

    Others guys like to use Baby oil (mineral oil), but this is really not Gooey enough to retain
    the kind of friction and traction we want. It is also absorbed really fast and "creeps" everywhere.

    So depending on if you like your action slow and specific or fast and furious,
    you have most likely been a shopping for "The Right Stuff"

    Perhaps you would like to share you Lube choices - feel free to add you 20 cents worth and perhaps enrich the activities of a fellow guy playing with his little fellow

    :toast:

    Carl
     
  2. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    For penetration, it must be condom-compatible, so water-based and silicon-based are the only options. My preferences are Wet Platinum and Astroglide. I mention this because I don't buy a separate lube for whacking off: I go dry or use ... er, what's "on hand". I don't normally use lubricant for flogging the log as I'm uncut, but some of my friends like Elbow Grease and JacLube since petroleum based lubricants are acceptable for masturbation.
     
  3. Max

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    Please ...

    Surely on here we don't know anything about piccolos. Nor maybe even about flutes. It must be the pink bassoon.
     
  4. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    Pipe organ.
     
  5. prepstudinsc

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    I don't like lube or lotion because it leaves the keys sticky on my organ LOL
     
  6. jonb

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    Being uncut, I don't use lube, but I've heard things about Albolene. But don't use it for penetration; it has oil in it.
     
  7. ErnieB

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    Add another vote for Albolene (for solo use) and WET, ID Glide, ID Millennium, or Astroglide for condom use (solo too).

    If you find that Albolene is lacking the degree of viscosity you want, add Vaseline in whatever proportion that gives you the feel you prefer. This formula works very well for edgeing.

    EB
     
  8. Dr Rock

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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    there's also the fact that not everyone's is pink, either :eyes:
     
  9. LuckyLuke

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    Run of the mill Vasaline Intensive Care Lotion.

    Got hooked on it as a teenager - now the smell of it makes me horny.

    Makes your dick nice and smoothy soft...
     
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    Totally agree im 14 and Vaseline intnsive care is tops
     
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    Lotion is no good for me. It dries too quick. For me it's good ol Vaseline.
     
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