Man : Havent we met before? Woman : Yes, Im the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man : Havent I seen you someplace before? Woman : Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore. Man : Is this seat empty? Woman : Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man : So, wanna go back to my place ? Woman : Well, I dont know. Will two people fit under a rock? Man : Your place or mine? Woman : Both. You go to yours and Ill go to mine. Man : Id like to call you. Whats your number? Woman : Its in the phone book. Man : But I dont know your name. Woman : Thats in the phone book too. Man : So what do you do for a living? Woman : Im a female impersonator. Man : What sign were you born under? Woman : No Parking. Man : Hey, baby, whats your sign? Woman : Do not Enter Man : How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman : Unfertilized Man : Hey, come on, were both here at this bar for the same reason Woman : Yeah! Lets pick up some chicks! Man : Im here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy. Woman : You mean youve got both a donkey and a Great Dane? Man : I know how to please a Woman :. Woman : Then please leave me alone. Man : I want to give myself to you. Woman : Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts. Man : I can tell that you want me. Woman : Ohhhh. Youre so right. I want you to leave. Man : If I could see you naked, Id die happy Woman : Yeah, but if I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing. Man : Hey cutie, how bout you and I hitting the hot spots? Woman : Sorry, I dont date outside my species.. Man : Your body is like a temple. Woman : Sorry, there are no services today. Man : Id go through anything for you. Woman : Good! Lets start with your bank account. Man : I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman : Yes, but would you stay there?