Man : Havent we met before?
Woman : Yes, Im the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
Man : Havent I seen you someplace before?
Woman : Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore.
Man : Is this seat empty?
Woman : Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man : So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman : Well, I dont know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man : Your place or mine?
Woman : Both. You go to yours and Ill go to mine.
Man : Id like to call you. Whats your number?
Woman : Its in the phone book.
Man : But I dont know your name.
Woman : Thats in the phone book too.
Man : So what do you do for a living?
Woman : Im a female impersonator.
Man : What sign were you born under?
Woman : No Parking.
Man : Hey, baby, whats your sign?
Woman : Do not Enter
Man : How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman : Unfertilized
Man : Hey, come on, were both here at this bar for the same reason
Woman : Yeah! Lets pick up some chicks!
Man : Im here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy.
Woman : You mean youve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?
Man : I know how to please a Woman :.
Woman : Then please leave me alone.
Man : I want to give myself to you.
Woman : Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts.
Man : I can tell that you want me.
Woman : Ohhhh. Youre so right. I want you to leave.
Man : If I could see you naked, Id die happy
Woman : Yeah, but if I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.
Man : Hey cutie, how bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman : Sorry, I dont date outside my species..
Man : Your body is like a temple.
Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.
Man : Id go through anything for you.
Woman : Good! Lets start with your bank account.
Man : I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman : Yes, but would you stay there?
Woman : Yes, Im the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
Man : Havent I seen you someplace before?
Woman : Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore.
Man : Is this seat empty?
Woman : Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man : So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman : Well, I dont know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man : Your place or mine?
Woman : Both. You go to yours and Ill go to mine.
Man : Id like to call you. Whats your number?
Woman : Its in the phone book.
Man : But I dont know your name.
Woman : Thats in the phone book too.
Man : So what do you do for a living?
Woman : Im a female impersonator.
Man : What sign were you born under?
Woman : No Parking.
Man : Hey, baby, whats your sign?
Woman : Do not Enter
Man : How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman : Unfertilized
Man : Hey, come on, were both here at this bar for the same reason
Woman : Yeah! Lets pick up some chicks!
Man : Im here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy.
Woman : You mean youve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?
Man : I know how to please a Woman :.
Woman : Then please leave me alone.
Man : I want to give myself to you.
Woman : Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts.
Man : I can tell that you want me.
Woman : Ohhhh. Youre so right. I want you to leave.
Man : If I could see you naked, Id die happy
Woman : Yeah, but if I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.
Man : Hey cutie, how bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman : Sorry, I dont date outside my species..
Man : Your body is like a temple.
Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.
Man : Id go through anything for you.
Woman : Good! Lets start with your bank account.
Man : I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman : Yes, but would you stay there?