Greyson Hoelzel (0diaryofasimpykid On Tiktok)

I can’t hate on him being booked and busy but he’s never beating the allegations lmao
Someone likely wisely advised him that his following probably isn't who he thinks it is. He's been on that Barstool Sports Gay podcast show twice and the videos have some of their highest views in recent history.
 
Someone likely wisely advised him that his following probably isn't who he thinks it is. He's been on that Barstool Sports Gay podcast show twice and the videos have some of their highest views in recent history.
The new podcast was definitely a good move cause I thought his first one was okay but he definitely needed another mic to riff of
 
We still talking about this mid boy who doesn’t really do anything but be mid? Sure he had his moment but cmon now, his moment has fleeted. The whole schtick of being “woe is me I’m so single” while women and men throw their internet panties at him while he basically just exists as an average boy with decent features boggles the mind. I’m only here for the tea and the eventual nudes that leak but it’s just as bland as unflavoured oatmeal at this point
 
We still talking about this mid boy who doesn’t really do anything but be mid? Sure he had his moment but cmon now, his moment has fleeted. The whole schtick of being “woe is me I’m so single” while women and men throw their internet panties at him while he basically just exists as an average boy with decent features boggles the mind. I’m only here for the tea and the eventual nudes that leak but it’s just as bland as unflavoured oatmeal at this point

Wait! What are Internet panties???
 
We still talking about this mid boy who doesn’t really do anything but be mid? Sure he had his moment but cmon now, his moment has fleeted. The whole schtick of being “woe is me I’m so single” while women and men throw their internet panties at him while he basically just exists as an average boy with decent features boggles the mind. I’m only here for the tea and the eventual nudes that leak but it’s just as bland as unflavoured oatmeal at this point
Someone is suffering from horny frustration
 
Wait! What are Internet panties???
The panties your mother laid out for you (that you throw at him for existing)

Someone is suffering from horny frustration
Don’t worry… I know one day he will pick you and your life will feel complete 🫶🏻 if Kate Kirchof can bag her man, so can you Joe Goldberg
 
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The panties your mother laid out for you (that you throw at him for existing)


Don’t worry… I know one day he will pick you and your life will feel complete 🫶🏻 if Kate Kirchof can bag her man, so can you Joe Goldberg
Love how haters always project their own disordered mind onto anyone who dares to mock their hate. He can never "pick me" as I have no form of interaction with him nor do I wish to. You appear to be the one frustrated he will never pick you.
 
lol check out this guy, trying to pick a fight over my OPINION .. which people took it for what it was: a joke. Don’t quit your day job buddy, you’re way too sensitive and need to learn how to read the room 🤡 don’t @ me, the rest of us aren’t snowflakes who get offended on social commentary about an “influencer”

Find new hobbies babe, maybe then he will pick you

Love how haters always project their own disordered mind onto anyone who dares to mock their hate. He can never "pick me" as I have no form of interaction with him nor do I wish to. You appear to be the one frustrated he will never pick you.