Guy talk

[rob_just_rob]

So you have probably seen lots of uncensored "guy talk" on this site, I am wondering what your impressions are.

Speaking for myself, I have never posted an uncensored thought here.

That's not to say I don't discuss things here that I wouldn't discuss at (for example) an office party. It's easier to share candid thoughts with strangers with whom you aren't obliged to interact on a daily basis. But I am never completely open with my thoughts, even here.

 

[dongalong]

I love how men say they can never work out women want or are thinking..Honestly you guys arent that easy to work out either most of the time.

It would probably get boring if we did understand each other!:biggrin1:

 

[episcalo]

I love how men say they can never work out women want or are thinking..Honestly you guys arent that easy to work out either most of the time.

Oh no, we're god damn easy to understand compared to women :tongue:
I had a lot of talk about that my 3 sisters and myself and even THEY agreed taht women are more complicated to understand! They had friendships going wild and they never knew why.

I've always known the reason why some of my friendships went wild on my side... (when it was with guys, never understood why with girls :biggrin1

 

[bluekarma]

Nope. My Mom, Stepmother, Grandmother's, and Aunts are and always have been a very strong influence in my life. In fact, aside from my two macho competitive Uncles, I wasn't exposed to much masculinity at all until I was in high school. My Dad being labeled a "softie" (as in - "But Daddy, we will just DIE if we can't have the car tonight"...."oh, alright sweetheart - but don't be late") by my sister and I very early on. Hmmmm :33: ......another point to ponder???

I'm wondering if most of the women on this site grew up in a mostly masculine household.:33:

 

[curious n str8]

Nope. My Mom, Stepmother, Grandmother's, and Aunts are and always have been a very strong influence in my life. In fact, aside from my two macho competitive Uncles, I wasn't exposed to much masculinity at all until I was in high school. My Dad being labeled a "softie" (as in - "But Daddy, we will just DIE if we can't have the car tonight"...."oh, alright sweetheart - but don't be late") by my sister and I very early on. Hmmmm :33: ......another point to ponder???

:thinking: My dear girl... I would think most men would be pudy in your hands :naughty: :flirt: :dunno:

 

[bluekarma]

Most, but not all - but they are the fun ones.....:wink: :tongue:

:thinking: My dear girl... I would think most men would be pudy in your hands :naughty: :flirt: :dunno:

 

[Love-it]

I spent the first hour belching the next hour with a raging hard on and the third hour stinking the house out. The dog is still looking at me funny.

OK, I just have to ask, why is your dog still looking at you in a funny way?
Was it the beans or the viagra?

 

[B_Spladle]

OK, I just have to ask, why is your dog still looking at you in a funny way?
Was it the beans or the viagra?

It's probably better if this question remains forever unanswered imo.

 

[KidBrown]

Certain topics and my sarcastic replies don't go over so well with most women though. Last night I was at a bar with some friends, when one of them mentioned how painful her cramping was over the last few days.

I mimicked a baby crying, and then mentioned how we should make women live in a seperate house during that time of the month. The topic of most people not being able to afford a seperate house then came up, and I replied that an attic or shed would have to do in most cases.

She didn't seem to take my comments too well, people just need to lighten up. It was obvious that I was joking, hence my laughter.

 

[B_Spladle]

Certain topics and my sarcastic replies don't go over so well with most women though. Last night I was at a bar with some friends, when one of them mentioned how painful her cramping was over the last few days.

I mimicked a baby crying, and then mentioned how we should make women live in a seperate house during that time of the month. The topic of most people not being able to afford a seperate house then came up, and I replied that an attic or shed would have to do in most cases.

She didn't seem to take my comments too well, people just need to lighten up. It was obvious that I was joking, hence my laughter.

I hope you stabbed her.

 

[dcwrestlefan]

there's a sexual orientation angle to this too. straight guys, from what i've seen, won't talk "locker room stuff" around women. perhaps the anonymity of cyberspace changes that, but it real life, its rare. my take on it is that most (but not all) women appreciate not hearing it.

straight women and gay men, on the other hand, can get REAL filthy with each other, even in person. maybe they worry less about us judging them based on what they say. dunno. take a lady to a male strip club, and the verbal flood gates open wide. haha.

 

[Gisella]

:biggrin1: Yep i did grow up influenced by the men in my family and always play with my brothers and friends...yeh men are fun yeh men are fun..but many of them still keep certain behaviours between themselves... but there are many that will just embrace you/girl as a buddy and thats is very nice!

The great thing is that we make each other laugh and feel confy around each other, to be open ...i love my male friends and the lovers i had that are still my friends...but i notice that if they see u as attractive and in the back of their mind potential romantic conquer they will not behave so much confy in farting ..but burping a lot is common between Americans...too much sodas..i think...