Gym Boner

[bookersnooker]

So I have a slight locker room problem

I normally j.o. 2-3 times a day, but since I moved back home and started working 9-5 at my internship im lucky if I can find some time once a day to do it.

Unfortunately when I go to the gym since I haven't blown all day I got... well... surprise boners. I have no problem being naked in the locker room and some of you might be like "whatever its a boner everyone gets them" but I still feel weird about it.

Suggestions? I cant j.o. in the lockeroom bathroom, thats just too obvious

 

[MisterMark]

Just wear briefs or tight underwear and point your dick upward. That way, when you get erect, you won't suddenly have an inflating tent in front of your groin.

 

[catman]

What about the gym shower? (the place I go has curtains, so you have "privacy"...just be remember to stifle your...."groans")

 

[MrToolhung]

What about the gym shower? (the place I go has curtains, so you have "privacy"...just be remember to stifle your...."groans")

Great...so that was the sticky stuff I stepped into! uke:

 

[MisterMark]

Great...so that was the sticky stuff I stepped into! uke:

You might puke, but some guys would immediately drop to their knees and start licking the shower floor. :silly:

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

Great...so that was the sticky stuff I stepped into! uke:

Whatever, it's cum, everyone produces it

 

[ledroit]

Suggestions? I cant j.o. in the lockeroom bathroom, thats just too obvious

I recommend a shower before you work out. If you get hard, just make an announcement: "Guys. I really need to bust. Can anybody help me out?"

Somebody is bound to feel generous, or at least empathic. It's like spotting you on weights. There is not a guy in this world who doesn't know what it is to get hard, for no reason, or to need to bust a nut, for no reason except to bust that goddamned nut.

 

[D_cunut8in]

At least 5 days a week I drop a load in the gym shower. I'm pretty sure im not the only one doing it either.

 

[MisterMark]

At least 5 days a week I drop a load in the gym shower. I'm pretty sure im not the only one doing it either.

At least 5 days a week?!

You should start selling tickets. :wank:

 

[Cowabanga]

No cumment! :-(

 

[catman]

There is always the toilet stalls as well...

tho I have noticed- be careful of the lighting- (it can inadvertantly create some very telling 'shadows' that to most men are absolutely identifiable....)

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

If you pop a boner, don't think about your boner. try to remember what you still have to do that do, like stuff for college etc. Your boner will go away eventually.
Or try to bust a nut before going too gym. And if you pop a boner, that isn't a huge deal, guys know that it can happen. Just don't make it too obvious by showing off or so.
And DON'T wank in gym.
Good luck

 

[deleted3782]

Suggestions?

Enjoy them. I was reminded in the gym that one day...I might not get them anymore.

 

[inwait8]

At least 5 days a week I drop a load in the gym shower. I'm pretty sure im not the only one doing it either.

What gym do you go to? I'll know to watch my step..:tongue:

Like boners here, there and everywhere they come and go... enjoy they fact that you can still get them as some can't

 

[bookersnooker]

yeah i wear some under armor boxer briefs which helps while im working out but its the showers. I found a bathroom down the hall that looks kinda deserted which I could probably wank in before I head to the locker room - might be my only option.

 

[pronatalist]

Well I would think that naturally "loaded" dicks are going to just sometimes be uncontrollably hard. Penises get hard, fact of life.

 

[D_Dick VonDuke]

You might puke, but some guys would immediately drop to their knees and start licking the shower floor. :silly:

Great...so that was the sticky stuff I stepped into! uke:

in your case that's what you would do. lol

 

[pronatalist]

Whatever, it's cum, everyone produces it

That's gross. That's not cool to leave sticky stuff in the showers.

Wait until you are home.

I was thinking more along the lines of "Just a boner. Everybody gets those."

Also, probably a good idea to wear those shower clogs. No telling how long it's been since the floors have been properly cleaned. Besides, aren't they non-slip-and-fall?

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

At least 5 days a week I drop a load in the gym shower. I'm pretty sure im not the only one doing it either.

Fuck. Drop your loads down my throat!

 

[deleted300444]

You need to join a full service gym. Boner up and dump a load, who cares.