Handjob Questionnaire

[Curiousone1974]

1) How many different guys have you given handjobs to?

2) How big was the longest cock you've given a handjob to?

3) How big was the thickest cock you've ever given a handjob to?

4) Do you prefer to use two hands or one hand to stroke when giving a handjob?

5) Where do you prefer the guy to cum when giving a handjob?

6) While giving a handjob to your significant other, have you ever told him an erotic story about a past sexual experience?

7) How often do you give your significant other a handjob to completion?

8) What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done with a guy's semen after he cums from a handjob?

9) Not including group sex, have you ever let another person watch you give your significant other a handjob? Please describe...

10) Have you ever given your significant other and another guy a handjob at the same time? Size difference?

11) Describe a time when you made a guy produce an especially large amount of cum from a handjob?

12) have you ever given a handjob, secretly, in public?

13) What do you do (if anything) to make your handjobs unique from those that your significant other may have received in the past from other women?

14) Briefly describe your most memorable (positive) handjob given and why it was memorable.

 

[MickeyLee]

wank fodder questionnaires don't belong in women's issues

 

[LaFemme]

1. How many questionnaires have you previously administered? Describe each one briefly.

2. What qualifications do you have in questionnaire administration? Point form is acceptable.

3a. When choosing a forum in which to place this particular questionnaire, were you able to read the title of the forum? What decision making process did you use in choosing this forum to place your list of questions?

3b. If you feel you placed your questionnaire in the correct forum, please complete a short essay on why you believe this is a "Women's Issue". (250-500 words)

4. Please describe what you believe would be the motivation for a woman to complete such a lengthy questionnaire?

Thank you for your participation in this questionnaire. We look forward to your answers and will let you know if any of us are interested in participating in your questionnaire for your fapping purposes.

 

[LaFemme]

wank fodder questionnaires don't belong in women's issues

Ok, we can go that route with him. :biggrin1:

 

[Curiousone1974]

Who said I was a male? And as for your "fapping" comment, I prefer the terms polish the log, pet the pearl, flick the bean, itch the ditch, and buff the muffin. Fapping sounds like something that my grandma would say.

I will get to work on the essay you requested...

 

[Curiousone1974]

And btw, you have very nice tits

 

[paintergal]

Good god. You want us to answer all those questions. I think most of us come here to do causal reading and answer questions casually - not answer dozens of questions in one post.

 

[LaFemme]

And btw, you have very nice tits

Ooooh, well didn't you just put me back in my place!

 

[AlteredEgo]

Who said I was a male? And as for your "fapping" comment, I prefer the terms polish the log, pet the pearl, flick the bean, itch the ditch, and buff the muffin. Fapping sounds like something that my grandma would say.

I will get to work on the essay you requested...

Regardless of the sex or gender of the asker, these questions are not women's issues. They are questions for women. There is a forum for that.

Your grandmother is cooler than mine if she is aware of Internet memes, such as the introduction of fap into the common lexicon.

 

[MickeyLee]

Regardless of the sex or gender of the asker, these questions are not women's issues. They are questions for women. There is a forum for that.

Your grandmother is cooler than mine if she is aware of Internet memes, such as the introduction of fap into the common lexicon.

^^^^^ what she said

 

[lapdog2001]

1) How many different guys have you given handjobs to?

Only myself!

2) How big was the longest cock you've given a handjob to?

Again, only myself, so 7 by 6.

3) How big was the thickest cock you've ever given a handjob to?

Same as #2

4) Do you prefer to use two hands or one hand to stroke when giving a handjob?

Since I can fit two hands, sometimes I use both.

5) Where do you prefer the guy to cum when giving a handjob?

I really prefer to cum deep inside a woman's vagina, but when giving myself a handjob, I really don't want to make a mess, so I've used condoms to contain the ejaculation.

Questions 6 through 14 really don't apply to me as I am a straight man and the only man I've given a handjob to is myself! :biggrin1:

If you meant to only get woman's responses, then post in Ask a Woman!

 

[Mercurygirl]

1) How many different guys have you given handjobs to?

Probably 5.

2) How big was the longest cock you've given a handjob to?

Never measured a penis in my life.

3) How big was the thickest cock you've ever given a handjob to?

See question 2.

4) Do you prefer to use two hands or one hand to stroke when giving a handjob?

Depends on the size of the cock.

5) Where do you prefer the guy to cum when giving a handjob?

On himself.

6) While giving a handjob to your significant other, have you ever told him an erotic story about a past sexual experience?

No.

7) How often do you give your significant other a handjob to completion?

Rarely.

8) What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done with a guy's semen after he cums from a handjob?

Licked it off his face, neck, chest, and stomach.

9) Not including group sex, have you ever let another person watch you give your significant other a handjob? Please describe...

No.

10) Have you ever given your significant other and another guy a handjob at the same time? Size difference?

No.

11) Describe a time when you made a guy produce an especially large amount of cum from a handjob?

See Question 14.

12) have you ever given a handjob, secretly, in public?

Somewhat. Handful (punny!) of times in a car. One time I messed with my guy's junk in a movie cinema but never to completion.

13) What do you do (if anything) to make your handjobs unique from those that your significant other may have received in the past from other women?

I have no idea what they received and I'd never ask thus I wouldn't know how mine would be different?

14) Briefly describe your most memorable (positive) handjob given and why it was memorable.

The only one that comes to mind was with my current boyfriend. I gave him a special oil coated birthday one that went on for near an hour. I must of brought him to the event horizon of orgasm with a tightly twisting double fisted jerk half a dozen times and when he finally came he shot a huge hot mess everywhere including as far as landing in his hair (payback!) and face. If it had got him in the eye it would have been perfect. =]

 

[lapdog2001]

14) Briefly describe your most memorable (positive) handjob given and why it was memorable.

The only one that comes to mind was with my current boyfriend. I gave him a special oil coated birthday one that went on for near an hour. I must of brought him to the event horizon of orgasm with a tightly twisting double fisted jerk half a dozen times and when he finally came he shot a huge hot mess everywhere including as far as landing in his hair (payback!) and face. If it had got him in the eye it would have been perfect. =]

A past girlfriend occasionally liked to see me cum, instead of the usual cumming inside a condom inside of her. One time I lay back flat on my back on the bed. She used her hands and mouth on me for a very nice and arousing blowjob & handjob until I got close to cumming. She sat up and just used her hand to stroke the upper half of my cock while keeping me pointed straight up. When I came, I think I shot cum up 2 to 3 feet straight up in the air. I'm glad I was pointing straight up so I didn't have to clean up my face, hair, etc.!