Hank ...

is this supposed to be directed specifically to hank??? if not i drink to help loosen up some....i can be very shy so it helps......i also enjoy the taste of wine....drink wine for its taste. the buzz is just a nifty side effect
 
I drink wine because I'm a connoisseur.
I marvel at the tradition, the skill and the craftmenship that goes into creating a exquiste vintage.
I swoon at the heady aroma, the viscosity and mouth feel of a older vintage.
The way you taste buds tingle and come alive when holding a sip in the mouth to warm slightly.
Wine is a very sensual and very necessary part of my life.
It ranks right up there with oxygen and sex.
 
I drink wine because I'm a connoisseur.
I marvel at the tradition, the skill and the craftmenship that goes into creating a exquiste vintage.
I swoon at the heady aroma, the viscosity and mouth feel of a older vintage.
The way you taste buds tingle and come alive when holding a sip in the mouth to warm slightly.
Wine is a very sensual and very necessary part of my life.
It ranks right up there with oxygen and sex.

I much prefer an exquisite glass of port :redface:
 
I drink wine because I'm a connoisseur.
I marvel at the tradition, the skill and the craftmenship that goes into creating a exquiste vintage.
I swoon at the heady aroma, the viscosity and mouth feel of a older vintage.
The way you taste buds tingle and come alive when holding a sip in the mouth to warm slightly.
Wine is a very sensual and very necessary part of my life.
It' ranks right up there with oxygen and sex.

If I didn't already drink (cheap, I mean inexpensive, I mean table) wine, I'd start, after reading that.

Maybe your native country's wine wares would fare better if they had you as their agent of advertising?

Not that they aren't doing well now, but you might put them over the top.

As it were.
 
8.5x6: I tried to get down with port, I really did.

Well, okay, I tried it once and cannot remember the brand, but the port and I could not dock.

As it were.

I'm always open to finding new ways to breathe and have sex though, so if you have any varieties you can recommend, do tell.
 
Definitely no drinking and driving. Besides, half the time I'd much rather be at home in front of the TV (or at the moment, with a Pavarotti record on) :smile:
 
If I didn't already drink (cheap, I mean inexpensive, I mean table) wine, I'd start, after reading that.

Maybe your native country's wine wares would fare better if they had you as their agent of advertising?

Not that they aren't doing well now, but you might put them over the top.

As it were.


Thank you kind Sir.
 
I drink wine because I'm a connoisseur.
I marvel at the tradition, the skill and the craftmenship that goes into creating a exquiste vintage.
I swoon at the heady aroma, the viscosity and mouth feel of a older vintage.
The way you taste buds tingle and come alive when holding a sip in the mouth to warm slightly.
Wine is a very sensual and very necessary part of my life.
It ranks right up there with oxygen and sex.

Is it strange that this turned me on? :tongue: