Happy Birthday Finedessert !!!
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aussiechick63: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GRANDPA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Sung in the style of Marilyn Monroe of course.
:-*
Going to share how old you are Grandpa??
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GRANDPA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Sung in the style of Marilyn Monroe of course.
:-*
Going to share how old you are Grandpa??
Finedessert: Jack Benny never got a day older than 39 years........lol
One of my favorite numbers is 69 so maybe I should say I'm 69.
Truth be known today I turn 71 years, but I don't feel a day over 70.
I used to think about sex 105 times a day, but damn now it's only 104 times a day.
Peter still rises to the occasion, but those occasions are fewer and fewer....OH! to be in my teens again....lol
Thank you for your Birthday wishes.
Grandpa
One of my favorite numbers is 69 so maybe I should say I'm 69.
Truth be known today I turn 71 years, but I don't feel a day over 70.
I used to think about sex 105 times a day, but damn now it's only 104 times a day.
Peter still rises to the occasion, but those occasions are fewer and fewer....OH! to be in my teens again....lol
Thank you for your Birthday wishes.
Grandpa
I'm cashing in me coupons
I'm 'anging up me suit
It's finally official
I'm a certified old coot
I've got me Disabled sticker
The pension's coming soon
I'm swapping in me steak knife
For a wooden spoon
There's handles on the bathtub
Big numbers on the phone
And a panic button I can push
If I fall at home
I knew one day
Me time would come
So this is REALLY it
Finedessert the Younger, Hello
Grandpa the Daft Old, Git!
Happy birthday, Grandpa!
Pecker
I'm 'anging up me suit
It's finally official
I'm a certified old coot
I've got me Disabled sticker
The pension's coming soon
I'm swapping in me steak knife
For a wooden spoon
There's handles on the bathtub
Big numbers on the phone
And a panic button I can push
If I fall at home
I knew one day
Me time would come
So this is REALLY it
Finedessert the Younger, Hello
Grandpa the Daft Old, Git!
Happy birthday, Grandpa!
Pecker
sammygirly: Signs You're Getting Older...
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones.
You read the obituaries to find eligible dates.
Old ladies offer to help you cross the street.
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
A beautiful girl walks by and nothing happens.
You have all the answers but nobody is asking you the questions.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
All the names in your little black book end with MD.
HAPPY B-DAY GRANDPA!
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones.
You read the obituaries to find eligible dates.
Old ladies offer to help you cross the street.
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
A beautiful girl walks by and nothing happens.
You have all the answers but nobody is asking you the questions.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
All the names in your little black book end with MD.
HAPPY B-DAY GRANDPA!
mindseye: Many, many happy returns.
And if you're old in body and young at heart, you'll appreciate what Hazel Luther said on the occasion of her 113th birthday: "It feels good to be a teenager again!"
And if you're old in body and young at heart, you'll appreciate what Hazel Luther said on the occasion of her 113th birthday: "It feels good to be a teenager again!"
drrionelli: For what it's worth, Grandpa, I, too, wish you nothing but the best, even if I do so a bit belatedly!
You go, guy! 8)
You go, guy! 8)
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