Has your penis ever had a nickname?

[Sturdywords]

A partner of mine started to refer to my manhood as Old Faithful.

I know it's a famous geyser but I always thought the 'old' part was funny because I was in my 20s then and he was 9 years older, the cheeky bastard!

It was kind if fitting, though... it never let him down

 

[nomju]

Wife refers to it as 'the pendulum' when soft.

 

[Sturdywords]

Wife refers to it as 'the pendulum' when soft.

No need to ask if you're a shower or a grower

 

[notthatguy]

Yes. it's nickname is "my brain".

 

[halcyondays]

Rocket was an early favorite. Learning its nickname a partner smiled and said, "I wanna rock it!"

 

[shady ace]

Mine doesn't have a name, but I think about an ex's he called "Midnight" a lot

 

[1NiceRod]

My wife calls it Mr Man. Not really sure why. In college I had a FWB who called it “pure heaven.”

 

[Rooker]

Chene

 

[bassettbussy]

Wife refers to it as 'the pendulum' when soft.

does she like sucking on it?

 

[stretch8888]

The energizer cock

 

[flojooat]

One ex Boyfriend Always Said LA BOMBA to mine

 

[thickcockjames]

It’s been called by different people over the years.
- the meat mallet
-dick of death
-the club
-and my favorite Thumper