Halter top malfunction at a beach restaurant. It stayed in place, but I didn't. A case of fashion trumps function.
I know my face was as red as the hot sauce bottle trying to wrangle myself back in my top. My date was speechless and I'm sure embarrassed for me, and there was little conversation for the rest of the evening.
And no, nothing happened afterwards.
I know my face was as red as the hot sauce bottle trying to wrangle myself back in my top. My date was speechless and I'm sure embarrassed for me, and there was little conversation for the rest of the evening.
And no, nothing happened afterwards.
yes.
after a hurricane destroyed the local grid, i flashed an electric company's work crews.
this is the one time in the whole history of womankind/human history that yelling "show me your tits" actually worked. after 5 days with no power i figured the people working so hard to return AC, refrigeration and hot water earned some boobage.
Mardi Gras...
booze and beads are top peeler for me.
i am powerless to resist.
frippin zydeco music.
after a hurricane destroyed the local grid, i flashed an electric company's work crews.
this is the one time in the whole history of womankind/human history that yelling "show me your tits" actually worked. after 5 days with no power i figured the people working so hard to return AC, refrigeration and hot water earned some boobage.
Mardi Gras...
booze and beads are top peeler for me.
i am powerless to resist.
frippin zydeco music.
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My favorite karaoke bar closed. After the masses left on the last day, anyone who'd ever been regular enough for the owner to recognize got locked in for a private party. We dismantled the place and sang. Pretty soon all the guys were naked or in their undies. They really wanted the girls to join in the fun, but I was the only one willing. I performed topless fornone song. It was fun.
I go to nude beaches. Actually, I'm naked in public a lot.
Other than that, no.
I go to nude beaches. Actually, I'm naked in public a lot.
Other than that, no.
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I'm naked in my house a lot and when Google Streets came round they caught me naked in my window having a stretch. Only took them a couple of days to see it and take it down.
OMG MickeyLee, you nailed it! I was in South Louisiana for some festivals last year, and if you don't move to zydeco music you're dead! Talk about make you lose your inhibitions!!! I can't even tell how many men I danced with throughout the day, and in the dirt too!
I have to say that I kept myself somewhat modest during Mardi Gras compared to others. There's little doubt that cleavage levels have a direct correlation to bead yield! The more I'd show the bigger the beads too! LOL! The year I went we were standing with some friends and Cap said "you're going to have to adjust that if you're hoping to get good beads" meaning my shirt. It was true, too!
Nope..never crossed my mind...never had any public accident flashing.I grew up in Rio de Janeiro beaches and we wear tiny biquinis, carnaval sexy costumes, etc, but no flashing episodes..now I got in more than a few situations men spied on me and saw me flashing, without my knowledge they were looking.. but others brought the situation to my attention and everything was resolved to my satisfaction.
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I was actually quite pleased! I immediately sent my friends the link (well the female ones) and we all had a good laugh. It wasn't very noticable to anyone as i live one up in a tenement building so i doubt if google had left it up it would have been all over the internet. I was kinda sad when they took it down
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