Have You Ever?

Three-for-one (my lucky day!)

No I have never pissed while cross-dressed
No I have never pissed on my unprotected furniture
Yes I have pretended I was someone I'm not

Have you ever acted in a stage play or sketch?
 
Yes, several. Some countries have different standards. Once the bouncer caught us fucking in the toilet stall. He firmly but politely said "If you're going to fuck him, would you please do that out in the bar? Someone might have to crap."

Have You Ever pissfucked someone?