Have You Ever?

No, I didn't party much and I'm boring. :D

HYE Seen a bicycle road where they adjusted width for a tree and markings didn't leave enough room for a bicycle to pass? :)
 
No

HYE woken up in only a jockstrap and boots after a night of partying and had no recollection how you managed to get everything off or wondered why you only left on the underwear and shoes?
 
Yes. I was sitting on a barstool at a beach front dive when a guy walked up to me and said Dude you are hanging out of your shorts.

HYE told someone with an exposed dick or tits that they were showing?
 
Sure

HYE injured yourself out in public or at work, leaving you unable to express something like BLOODY, BASTARD, FUCKEN HELL ! ! !