Have You Ever?

Don't have a sister.

Have you ever fucked your son's best friend?
 
Yes.

Has your ex ever caught you fucking his/her brother or sister?
 
Yes, my boyfriend insisted I go to the opera in LA with him dressed in motorcycle leathers and boots, while he wore more conventional evening wear.

Thinking of a different boyfriend, have you ever been blown in a regular movie theater (not porn) when the movie got boring?
i did --star wars the phantom menace-- me and bf did a few things while movie was playing
 
Getting back--ahem--on track...

No I never messed around with team mates.

Have you ever had sex with an ex-girlfriend's sister?
 
Yes, it was late at night after the dance, the three of us went back to my hotel room, upon which they discovered I had a large cache of chocolate, and they both starting stuffing their faces and forgot about sex.

Have You Ever found a bloodstain at you house, and have no idea how it got there?