Hello from Germany

D_Count_Dickula

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Hi everyone!

Let me introduce myself: I am an 25 y.o. student from Germany. I just wanted to find out whats going on this website and it turned out to be the most awesome big-dick-worship page I ever saw.

I am above average myself. Something between big-dikked and admirer ;o)
My cock is 7" uncut and I think I have fairly big balls, for the guyz who get a turn-on from that.
Currently I believe myself to be bi-sexual, as I like to watch, feel and work big dicks but had good sex with women already. Kinda undecided yet.
I posted some pix of me im my gallery so feel free to comment on them.

Hang on, guyz,

Wolfsheim aka Martin
 
WolfsheimDeutschland said:
Hallo zurück aus dem tief verschneiten Thüringen!
Ist in Baden der Frühling schon ausgebrochen? Bei uns noch net.

Auch bei uns hat es heute ein bißchen geschneit ... Frühling soll aber planmäßig gegen Ende Mai eintreffen! :rolleyes: *daumendrücken*
 
alex8 said:
Hallo zurück aus dem tief verschneiten Thüringen!
Ist in Baden der Frühling schon ausgebrochen? Bei uns noch net.


Auch bei uns hat es heute ein bißchen geschneit ... Frühling soll aber planmäßig gegen Ende Mai eintreffen! :rolleyes: *daumendrücken**

You know... I translated it, to see if they were talking dirty to each other. I got this...

Hello back from the deeply snow-covered Thuringia! In bathing did spring already break out? With us still net. Also with us it has today a little snowed... Spring is to arrive however according to plan toward at the end of of May! * thumb pressures *

Not sexy... and translators suck:biggrin1:
 
wow, terrific job!!! The first lpsg guy to know proper german

In bathing did spring already break out? means

Did spring already break out in Badenia (region near the Rhine in Germany - thats an insider...)
 
jeff black said:
You know... I translated it, to see if they were talking dirty to each other. I got this...

Hello back from the deeply snow-covered Thuringia! In bathing did spring already break out? With us still net. Also with us it has today a little snowed... Spring is to arrive however according to plan toward at the end of of May! * thumb pressures *

Not sexy... and translators suck:biggrin1:

Especially since I live in a place called 'bathing' according to that machine translation :rolleyes:
 
jeff black said:
I know.. I was gonna ask... I tried to translate you have a sexy ass.. and I got something about a donkey. I love it.:cool:

Ich hab aber doch 'nen bezaubernden "Esel", jeff :rolleyes: :tongue:
 
alex8 said:
Ich hab aber doch 'nen bezaubernden "Esel", jeff :rolleyes: :tongue:

OK Alex... I lost you at "nen bezaubernden" - and so did babelfish.

Jeff, here's your mistake.
Esel = donkey, jackass, etc.
Arsch = ass (butt)
Arschloch = asshole
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Martin,

Welcome to the looney bin. It's great to meet you. Feel free to harass Jeff all you like. He's the current LPSG whipping boy.

Chuck

P.S. - Love the pictures :biggrin1:
 
WolfsheimDeutschland said:
Hi everyone!


Currently I believe myself to be bi-sexual, as I like to watch, feel and work big dicks but had good sex with women already. Kinda undecided yet.
I posted some pix of me im my gallery so feel free to comment on them.

Hang on, guyz,


yeah, join the club on that one


Willkommen zu LPSG
 
alex8 said:
I was reminding Jeff that I have an enchanting donkey, Chuck :33:

You haven't shown me your ass, but I bet it's magical - just like the rest of you.
 
Chuck64 said:
You haven't shown me your ass, but I bet it's magical - just like the rest of you.

* wonders what kind of spells Alex's ass can cast*