This made me giggle: Finally, something for the lazy person! Paying $100 per hour with a one hour minimum (more if you help). Sessions usually last about two hours. Your duties will consist of inspecting air blowers and jets issuing from my hot tub and to advise if they feel good. Duties also include giving and receiving a massage. Candidate should be slim, fit and trim and not be offended by nudity (yours). Candidate needs to be young but legal and not afraid to have fun.