Holareus Werdz

[Gillette]

Alrighty then. Just reading a few posts and WOW! some folks are huked on fonix big time.

Blead - bled?
hysterecumy?
sexulaly?
thow - though?
"Holareus" may just become my new favorite word.

Add your own horrifically jumbled words as you find them.

 

[got_lost]

:lmao:


oooh I like this....

now if only I could remember where I found some really daft ones earlier...

Will be back with some soon! :wink:
Nice thread! :biggrin1:

 

[Texasjon]

spechal

enuff

cock blok

 

[homelessmandril]

iss jus fo dec-o-rayshun!

y'all spose to be up by den, woo-oo-wooooooo

 

[Gillette]

Three replies and so far so good. Nobody has repeated any of mine. I'm sure there are plenty of 'em out there.

 

[naughty]

I love it! I am working on my list....

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

it irritates me when people use two O's in "loser" and misspell it as "looser."

 

[homelessmandril]

it irritates me when people use two O's in "loser" and misspell it as "looser."

well, your point is loost on me, i'm afraid.

har, only joking. i hate that......and when people constantly write 'definAtely'. And when people confuse 'you're' with 'your', as in 'your retarded!' (though perhaps this is often done in irony)

AND when people misuse 'literally', as in, for example 'I was LITERALLY at the end of my tether!'

god i'm in a mood....ah no, it's gone now. :biggrin1:

 

[DC_DEEP]

Aw come on folks, those are just common misspellings. She's looking for truly holareus werdz, not annoying typos.

G, does this help?

SURGRY = surgery
YOUR TO = you're too
mite = might
thow = though
wether = whether
MENT = meant
gots = either gets, or got... not sure on this one...
other wise = otherwise
diffrent = different
repramand = reprimand


More, later.

 

[Gillette]

Oh, sweet Jesus!

There were too many to chose from so I quoted the whole passage. Enjoy.

i find that people are drawn to stay indoors due to home products like, t.v and video games. 100 years ago everybody would be outside and doing all sorts of things.
i used to be a coach patato until one day i wonted to bunk of school. and because my mom was at the house i was forced to either go for a walk in the fields or go to school.
so i decided to go for a walk. the six hours i intended to spend walking around the country side ended up being a 14 hours walk. and from 8 in the morning i kept one walking, and didnt consider turning back once. when it was about 10 o’clock at night i relised it was starting to get dark so i had to get a taxi back to the town i lived in. as i sat in the taxi with the orgwud silance with the driver. i fought about how much of a productive day i had and just how great it was. i learnt more on that walk then i ever would have at school. when i got back and got my mum to pay for the taxi fair(my mum thinking i was just coming back from town) i layed on my bed a fell asleep so fast that i forgot i even came home. and when i woke uo it was the best sleep ever. i later found out on google maps that i had walked around the area of 22 miles with out even realising.a nd i found it to be a very spiritual evperiance.
now ever few weeks i bunk a day of school and go for a long walk in wich i have no idear where im going.
its the best thing you can ever do, and you learn to appriciat the outdoors

Don'tcha just hate orgwud silancez?