New members should be required to make 10+ coherent posts before using the word "bump."
Long-time members should gladly accept the appropriate punishment for bumping old threads with nonsense posts that are relevant to nothing.
I volunteer myself as the punisher, in this scenario. I will brutally deny them their cocktail privileges for 48 hours.Long-time members should gladly accept the appropriate punishment for bumping old threads with nonsense posts that are relevant to nothing.
Someone has to do it. I know it's harsh, but it's for the greater good.
There'll be people across the globe standing around in evening attire with no clue what to do with themselves until the dinner gong sounds and the Majordomo announces dinner is served.
They may well get their heads together and decided to invade a mid sized European country to kill some time.
They should be grateful that I didn't decide to remove their cock privileges, instead.
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and their 10+ coherent posts should be made in Old Church Slavonic or Telugu.New members should be required to make 10+ coherent posts before using the word "bump."
Please give me a good 24 hours notice before you do please.
It'll give me time to bunker down with enough books and wine to last until the radiation
gets within tolerable limits.
I would like to join you in the bunker, if possible. I will want to hide from the destruction I've wrought.
Clever clogs!
*face palms*
Of course bring it...and a twister game.
I'm sure you don't need me to point out the obvious connections.
I love Twister! Written in the fine print of the rule book, I recently discovered that you're supposed to play in the nude. It adds so much depth to the game!
I couldn't agree more. Rules are rigid and hard to take sometimes, but ultimately beneficial.AND if it's in the rules it behoves us to adhere to them in letter and spirit.
I've been a fan of his style for quite some time.
He doesn't post *nearly* often enough.
You're inviting a nuclear holocaust with this reckless bumping.
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