Hotel

I have been staying in hotels for the past 93 nights. As I've told my wife, you'll be happy to know I've masturbated in some of the finest hotels in Asia. I only cheat on her with my hand.

93 nights in hotels. Lots of sympathy. Even the good ones start to seem grim.
 
once. I was like dead tired I practically died when I came in contact with the bad... But every other time it's like game on >:3

most other times I gotta wank or i can't sleep. Recently I have to hit it 2-4 times b4 bed :(... I mean I enjoy it but that eats up a lot of sleep time. Lol It's no fun trying to sleep in the air because your raging hard on is working like a car jack xD.
 
93 nights in hotels. Lots of sympathy. Even the good ones start to seem grim.

We stayed in some very nice five-star prisons. And I call them prisons, because we rarely ventured outside. I could have easily walked down the street for exercise, but I would have had a handler or two.
 
We stayed in some very nice five-star prisons. And I call them prisons, because we rarely ventured outside. I could have easily walked down the street for exercise, but I would have had a handler or two.

I would love to be able to take a walk outside, down the street, or even just around the property of a hotel I've stayed at. At regular properties, no matter how upscale that isn't going to happen. With the exception of the properties that are clothing optional, I couldn't possibly do that and its never going to happen. Even then it can be a lot of problems if not at that moment, certainly later on. And among clothing optional properties I've visited, those properties are the one's where I can actually use the pool or spa or better still an adjacent beach.

But I still have to be very careful and mindful of my surroundings and the people....just because they will travel and pay their money to visit and upscale resort hotel that is clothing optional and allows nudity, and they are nude too, doesn't mean they are sane and certainly doesn't mean they will be polite or respectful of others.

Over the years I've stayed in many hotels, and I prefer the "5 star", though over those same years, many of them are not what they claim to be. Some I would put at more 3 or 4 star compared to what some newer properties have to offer. Actually, the suite/room is all I care about. When I'm staying at a property that is not clothing optional, I can't use the pool, a spa, or any gym, so those "amenities" are simply unavailable to me. I would never go to that hotel's restaurant during their prime or busy times, and probably not at all under and circumstances.

The prime reason I use the most upscale I can find, is the security issue. I don't often get followers or stalkers knocking on my hotel room door. But it has happened. And almost nothing I can say through the door will cause them to leave without security or the threat of calling the police. And often the best properties have parking garage security as well.

The best ones I've found are generally in Las Vegas, but again, I can't use those amenities or the adjacent casino properties, so often it's not possible to enjoy all I am paying for. Oh well.
 
The only times I did not were when the arrangements prevented it - sharing a room with someone with whom I was not or would never be intimate with. When I was in college I had a part time job and travelled with a crew of guys - all straight to work in some drug stores doing inventory control work. Jerking off was damn near impossible, I got enough visuals to make frogging the dolphin more fun when I was home during the week.
 
Traveling next week! Think of me boys (uh, that doesn't sound right).
 
Biz trip tonight through Thursday. Looking forward to some alone time.
 
Most nights, yes. Perfectly healthy and helps me get to sleep. Sometimes jetlag or alcohol consumption means I keep my hands to myself, though. Love it when there is a power shower and some cock friendly hair conditioner in the amenities...
 
I've never NOT jerked off while staying in a hotel. I'm from South Africa and apart from hotels around my country I've jerked off while staying in Botswana, London, Dubai, Hong Kong, New York and now-recently Australia. #ItsAGuyThing
 
I've never NOT jerked off while staying in a hotel. I'm from South Africa and apart from hotels around my country I've jerked off while staying in Botswana, London, Dubai, Hong Kong, New York and now-recently Australia. #ItsAGuyThing

Amen brother.
 
Right, I traveled a lot for one job I had and many nights in a hotel I had some free time so WTF I'd jerk off
Right. What else is there to do? I mean, you're in a strange hotel room. Bam. The dick has a life of its own!
 
Yes and No . A hotel I sometimes stay at , reception asks if you would like a girl in your room when you check in .
I haven't yet taken them up on it , but I am tempted .