Housesitting in So-cal!

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  1. nikkiteen

    nikkiteen New Member

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    Oh boy, here it goes...would anyone want to keep me company while I get stuck house sitting for the 80th time this year? I'm house/dog watching over the next 2 weeks. It would be awesome to have someone keep me company as watching a house is among one of the more tedious/less interesting things to watch, besides an episode Greys Anatomy( ohh, I went there!) . I mean the house doesn't even dance, or sing, or solve crime when you bribe it with a Scooby snack. This is why I'm in need of company. It would be nice find someone to share some good times with. I enjoy the idea of smoking a few bowls or have a few drinks, watching a movie and cuddling, making out and seeing where it goes. I'd like for it to be a overall good experience, which maybe includes you spending the night, and utilizing this weather properly, cus' c'mon its cuddle season! So if this sounds like something you're into, then keep reading. If not, then well, get outta here ya' square. L7

    The house in question is in Corona, not to far from the Ninety One freeway, only about 25 minutes from OC, I understand that this may be a deal breaker, but we must make the best out of the current circumstances, that is until a teleportation app is developed( totally can't wait for the the 48g to come out). Oh yeah, It'll totally be worth it too.


    I am 25, 6ft , Pre-opTransGender. A bit androgynous but more female(basically means I'm feminine,but I'm not a girly girl),cute,chubby/curvy(make sure you're into bigger gals).
    I'm pretty darn passable and genuinely feminine, not someone trying to overcompensate their masculinity by wearing a dress and being overly bitchy cus that's what they feel being a female is. I got great voice, and I'm 100% sure you'll agree.
    I command retro style, a bit darker. I wouldn't label myself goth though, unless I was a soup can. Legit B cup boobies(yes, legit boobies!). I'm known for my wonderfully bubbly and witty personality. Some say I have a sarcastic tone, some would say just a hint of bitch. I say, its a lil' of both. You must have a good sense of humor(as if you couldn't tell thus far), and not be too literal, else we'll along like baby seal at a club. Wait, did that come out right?
    I'm pretty easy going(as long as you are, and as long as you don't bullshit, because bullshitters just put me in a shitty mood.). I have red/black hair.
    I have a few tatters here and there and there.
    I've always been into trash culture ( comics, movies, video games, music ). I love going to a good show, I find it rather cathartic to just have a few drinks and let the music absolve the distress that invaded my head during that time in my life. I mostly listen electro, goth, punk, alt-rock music. Lately i've been listening to Marina and the Diamonds(great album) and Karen Elsons( if you like twang in your music check her out) solo work as of late.As for movies, I prefer dark comedies to Will Ferrel flicks, even though he is good for a few laughs. Last great dark comedy I enjoyed was Welcome to the Dollhouse. Last fun/action/horror adventure movie I've seen was Resident Evil:After, not a great movie by any means, but certainly entertaining. I'm addicted to this Marvel wiki, which is pretty thorough, and pretty darn excited about January Jones playing the White Queen in the new X-men flick.

    I must admit I find hipster/indie types to be appealing. I also have a soft spot for gamers, metal heads, punks, Hxc, goths, skaters, rockabilly and pretty much any body with a lil bit of edge to them, but you don't have to be in any of those groups for me to find you interesting. What's most important is that you're not a half-wit, and can hold a conversation. I'm not a Harvard graduate by any means, but I can discuss and keep a moderate conversation going about a wide array of subjects, except sports, math, and science( yeah, I know, a real intellectual).
    I'm really into thin guys, so if you feel awkward about your lanky body, don't be, I'll accept you( I know guys have issues about body image just as much as females do). Im into average, worked out, and guys with a little meat on them. I'm not really into heavy set guys, it just doesn't mesh right. I guess you really don't know until you try, right? I can come off a little bit intimidating, but you shouldn't as I assure you, I'm one of the friendliest people you'll ever meet.


    I'm D&D free, you must be too!

    AIM-Sentimentaljunki

    Later babes!
     
  2. nikkiteen

    nikkiteen New Member

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    this is going well! haha
     
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    Surprisingly, no takers. Be patient.
     
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    I so fucking would Love to chill with you (420) but my ride is in the shop for the next 2weeks.....Fuck!!!!...Sorry..♥maybe latter♥
     
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    mmmmm, looks outside at big new car sitting in driveway - so much metal, so few places to go, hmmmmm :confused:
     
  6. minimag

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    Too bad for me. I'm just 1 town over, but over-weight and under-hung, hahaha.
     
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