How Big Is Your Deck?

[deleted5558651]

This thread was inspired, a few years ago, by a deck discussion with @A little Southern. I ended up posting it to SexualForums but this is a whole new crowd with a new set of decks. So how big is your deck, can you give us a description?

I’ve got an above average deck; it’s 12’x16’ and elevated. I keep it exposed so it’s starting to show it’s age; it’s splintering and twisting in places. It’s still functional but I probably need to have some work done to it.

@A little Southern has a huge deck; she sent me verification pics! She keeps hers covered and you can swing on it. I’ve enjoyed sitting on her deck on quite a few occasions.

Patio discussions are welcome for those without decks; I'm not going to discriminate.

 

[Silbot.]

I’ve never measured, but it’s comfortable, can accommodate several people at once, and have never had one complaint.

 

[deleted5558651]

I’ve never measured, but it’s comfortable, can accommodate several people at once, and have never had one complaint.

Do you share deck pics?

 

[Silbot.]

Do you share deck pics?

Well <looks around> here’s one I found on the dark web.

 

[deleted5558651]

@Silbot. I think that you're using someone elses deck pic! It is quite nice though...
I'm scared to post a deck pic here; mine is starting to warp in places.

 

[WilliamG]

My deck is not big by any means. But my deck is solid. It has a thick beam running the length. I've had several people sit on it with little bending. My wife loves to sit on my deck for this reason. She loves a solid deck that lasts.

 

[Silbot.]

@Silbot. I think that you're using someone elses deck pic! It is quite nice though...
I'm scared to post a deck pic here; mine is starting to warp in places.

Well, I did say I found that pic on the dark web! A warped deck can be a pain, but it’s manageable. Decks take maintenance and care.

 

[deleted5558651]

@WilliamG The quality of the wood definately matters; nobody wants to sit on a soft, wet deck.

 

[Candela]

LMAO. I never heard this term deck., I am always asked how big is my rack!

 

[deleted5558651]

LMAO. I never heard this term deck., I am always asked how big is my rack!

You must have a patio! J/K, there's nothing wrong with patios.

 

[Squirrel1]

My wife wanted my deck bigger, so I enlarged it a couple years ago. Now it’s double the size.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

As if I didn't feel inadequate enough being in a forum filled with huge dicks, now I'm going to have to admit I'm quite deck-less.

 

[deleted4500261]

My deck has darkened quite a bit from being in the sun. Many people have enjoyed being on it over the years and thankfully no one ever fell off of it.

 

[deleted5558651]

I've always wanted to put a cover over my deck so that I can enjoy it in the rain; maybe even a screen to keep the mosquitoes off of it in the summer. It sucks having an exposed deck sometimes.

I do try to keep the shrubbery trimmed most of the time.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Well <looks around> here’s one I found on the dark web.

That’s serious deck porn.

 

[mako shark]

My deck is almost as big as my house at over 1200 sq ft

 

[deleted1356499]

my deck is long and skinny and has a lot shrubbery around that needs some trimming/scaping XD
Ive also got a lot of potted plants and my veggie starts out there

 

[Squirrel1]

Mrs. Squirrel wanted the deck stained. We were at the hardware store and she’s going through paint chips. She hands me some sort of really dark ebony colour. I asked her if she was sure of the colour, and she said she’d always wanted a black deck.