How do I start a thread?

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

Don't you need a silk worm to start some thread?

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

How do I keep track of how long ago I posted this note?

 

[B_Nick8]

First you gotta log in. I'm still figuring that one out.

Silly, silly boy. You're the very best there is.

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

First go shave the hair off your cousin named Sheep. After you've shaved his hair off come back to us and we'll tell you how to start a thread :biggrin1:

Ya know sometimes I could just pull my hair out!

 

[B_dumbcow]

Don't you need a silk worm to start some thread?

Perhaps so

How do I keep track of how long ago I posted this note?

I think you have to keep a diary

Silly, silly boy. You're the very best there is.

He is

First go shave the hair off your cousin named Sheep. After you've shaved his hair off come back to us and we'll tell you how to start a thread :biggrin1:

Ya know sometimes I could just pull my hair out!

Done, the sheep was a bit of a squirmier. What now?

 

[Northland]

Yahtzee!

Oh, sorry. I was in the middle of a game.


The answer for you can be supplied; it will however cost you dearly. The price will be 400 pounds of pecans conveniently baked into several pecan pies.



Oh, and 1000 gallons of milk.

 

[B_ClydeS]

I have to tell you, your nick is the best and most original that I have seen on here!

As for threads, I don't have a needle. Sorry.

I have a couple of questions for you, dumbcow ...

I know you are a bovine, but, specifically, are you a calf, a heifer, a bull, a weaner, a freemartin, an ox, a bullock, a steer, a stirk, or a true cow?

Are you a maverick?

Are you neat or polled?

Dumbcow, I know you'll understand all of those words, but if anyone else doesn't, send me a PM and I'll explain. =

Thanks, and have a Mooooo-ry Christmas!

CLYDE

 

[Catchoftheday]

How do I stop a thread?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Yahtzee!

Oh, sorry. I was in the middle of a game.


The answer for you can be supplied; it will however cost you dearly. The price will be 400 pounds of pecans conveniently baked into several pecan pies.



Oh, and 1000 gallons of milk.

On it's way to your door right now. Oh? You said America? Oops. I sent it to Bratislava. Que sera, sera.

I have to tell you, your nick is the best and most original that I have seen on here!

As for threads, I don't have a needle. Sorry.

I have a couple of questions for you, dumbcow ...

I know you are a bovine, but, specifically, are you a calf, a heifer, a bull, a weaner, a freemartin, an ox, a bullock, a steer, a stirk, or a true cow?

Are you a maverick?

Are you neat or polled?

Dumbcow, I know you'll understand all of those words, but if anyone else doesn't, send me a PM and I'll explain. =

Thanks, and have a Mooooo-ry Christmas!

CLYDE

:biggrin1: I am a holstein :smile:
I have many many children and I am branded :frown1:
Polled my dear

Moory Christmas to moo too :tongue:

How do I stop a thread?

You get superman to zap it