How often do you come here?

[Ummagumma]

Every day.

I can't help it.

You people are too nice to me.

Please.

Quit it.

I'm not that hung.

 

[davidjh7]

Every day.

I can't help it.

You people are too nice to me.

Please.

Quit it.

I'm not that hung.

Sorry to break it to you, but yes you are:biggrin1:

 

[Ummagumma]

Sorry to break it to you, but yes you are:biggrin1:

If you say so... :biggrin1:

 

[davidjh7]

If you say so... :biggrin1:

Hey---I didn't make you hung---blame your parents.:biggrin1:

 

[Ummagumma]

Hey---read around... neither of them had a big penis either :biggrin1:

 

[davidjh7]

Hey---read around... neither of them had a big penis either :biggrin1:

You aren;t going to tell me it just showed up for Christmas one year...
"Gee, mom and dad---thanks lots" "Honey, if I didn;t get it for him, and YOU didn't....no--could there really BE a Santa Claus after all?" (My apologies for making a Christmas pun before the US THanksgiving...I am suitably ashamed)

 

[Ummagumma]

You aren;t going to tell me it just showed up for Christmas one year...
"Gee, mom and dad---thanks lots" "Honey, if I didn;t get it for him, and YOU didn't....no--could there really BE a Santa Claus after all?" (My apologies for making a Christmas pun before the US THanksgiving...I am suitably ashamed)

LOL

Honestly though... okay, I got nothing here.

LOL :biggrin1:

 

[B_big dirigible]

I assume this is at me.

Possibly. Or it could be a dig at those who announce with great fanfare that they're flouncing off, but when the dust settles, they're still here. We get bouts of that sort of thing periodically.

 

[Ummagumma]

^ Color me guilty.

Or purple. It's such a pretty color.

 

[dolf250]

Possibly. Or it could be a dig at those who announce with great fanfare that they're flouncing off, but when the dust settles, they're still here. We get bouts of that sort of thing periodically.

I had not noticed this happening (at least not for the last week.):biggrin1:

 

[Anaconda71]

Hmmm... too often when I have internet access.


So... what is the definition of a "porn Magnet"?
Ans: Any middle-aged man with a computer, 1/2 hour, and internet access... He doesn't look for porn: Porn finds him.
(sorry, I can't properly give credit for this quote, saw it on a google video By a ?scottish? comedian in yellow raingear) Dell battery joke was included too

 

[madame_zora]

I am a disco ball... And i am not a disco ball. For i am Everything, and I am Nothing, all at once.
:redface:

Q. What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

A. Make me one with everything.




In conclusion- you ARE a disco ball- I knew I liked you for a reason.

 

[dannymawg]

I am a disco ball...

I'm afraid you don't know what you're talking about, JBT - I am the disco ball - and a better one than you :biggrin1:

Every day since I signed up here. It's scary. I'm turning into one of those middle-aged guys holed up in front of their computer at every chance.

My time spent here is mostly due to the effort needed to follow all the activity, and of following links/surfing from the various topics (i.e., looking up what the hell folks are talking about). I had to force myself to go out drinking with friends the other night, to get some actual contact with people :biggrin1:

 

[rob_just_rob]

Do we need a new poll: "How often do you leave here and never return?"

Twice? :sad: