How to be OK and confident with 38DD breasts

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Lately I've lost weight and my bra size has shrunk to 38DD.

I have always gotten rave sex reviews, even from guys who have had girls with way bigger boobs. I'm creative, fun, flexible, and willing. The problem is that I'm constantly beating myself up about wanting to be 38GG and be the biggest boobs the guy has ever had. I would love some advice on how to increase my boob size and attract more men, given my average/bit-above-average size.

So my overall question asks for advice on how to deal with having a rack that is just a DD and not a GG mentally and performance-wise. I feel very lucky to have what I do, but it's also not fair that I can't make someone's jaw drop when I take my shirt off. Also, any additional info on how to use a DD rack to get free drinks or get out of a speeding ticket would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks for reading! I'm glad I found this site.
 
I find cops will let you go if you are polite and stupid. But you really need to swallow your pride and pretend to be off the fucking charts stupid. Also... um...wear a strapless top to take your license photo. And before the cop gets to your window, undo enough buttons that just a hint of lace from your bra is showing. Turn off your radio. Turn on your charm. First words out of your mouth, "Oh, officer, my hero, I'm so glad I found you." Then you need to ask him for help with something so utterly stupid he wants to slap you. He will run your tags, insurance is optional. I never show mine. I'm always looking for it as part of my stupidity. If your name and tags are clean, he will help you with whatever bullshit you asked him for, and be on his way.
 
Serial Kisser said:
Lately I've lost weight and my bra size has shrunk to 38DD.

I have always gotten rave sex reviews, even from guys who have had girls with way bigger boobs. I'm creative, fun, flexible, and willing. The problem is that I'm constantly beating myself up about wanting to be 38GG and be the biggest boobs the guy has ever had. I would love some advice on how to increase my boob size and attract more men, given my average/bit-above-average size.

So my overall question asks for advice on how to deal with having a rack that is just a DD and not a GG mentally and performance-wise. I feel very lucky to have what I do, but it's also not fair that I can't make someone's jaw drop when I take my shirt off. Also, any additional info on how to use a DD rack to get free drinks or get out of a speeding ticket would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks for reading! I'm glad I found this site.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Have you considered boob- jelquing? .... or pumping? ... or bathmate for women?
I hear you can get " permanent" gains, bro. Hahaha!!
 
I think you just have to realize that very, very few women possess true 38DD breasts. Women who look that big are made to appear huge with camera angles, wide angle lenses, etc. Stop watching so much porn and just be happy with what you have. In real life, 38DD is huge and most guys wouldn't be able to handle you.
 
Listen sis, any guy should be grateful to get his hands on those puppies and if he isn't, he probably has big spade hands anyway.
 
I started reading this and then I thought "are you f**king serious????" I've never been 38 but 35G is just as bad!

So now I'm into SBH at 34D.

Dammit, SK, you had me going, girl!

I think I told this story before, but when I was going to college in my early 20s and my Mum was keeping my daughter I would sometimes go out on weekends. She didn't mind me having a social life since I worked like a slave going to school and work during the week. But she was concerned about me wasting my money at the clubs. I finally had to tell her that I only spend $2 a night to buy the first Coke. She understood.
 
Serial Kisser: please try to ignore all these judgemental assholes who CLEARLY understand exactly what it's like to be you. It's not cool to put somebody down, make fun of them, and act like they are nuts for what they want/like. Just remember, anyone who acts this way is just insecure about themselves and jealous they had a 38DD like you to begin with otherwise they would keep their damn mouths shut and if your thread is so rediculous to them they can ignore it and keep browsing. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be the biggest a guy has ever had, us men feel the same way about our dicks. I think you have a great size but if you want bigger I would suggest surgery because your already too big for any other method to work. With the advancement nowadays you won't even be able to tell they are fake, I know. Plus they will never sag when your old. Just be thankful that surgery is an option for you, it's not an option for us men, were stuck with what we get
 
Bigcock2323 said:
Serial Kisser: please try to ignore all these judgemental assholes who CLEARLY understand exactly what it's like to be you. It's not cool to put somebody down, make fun of them, and act like they are nuts for what they want/like. Just remember, anyone who acts this way is just insecure about themselves and jealous they had a 38DD like you to begin with otherwise they would keep their damn mouths shut and if your thread is so rediculous to them they can ignore it and keep browsing. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be the biggest a guy has ever had, us men feel the same way about our dicks. I think you have a great size but if you want bigger I would suggest surgery because your already too big for any other method to work. With the advancement nowadays you won't even be able to tell they are fake, I know. Plus they will never sag when your old. Just be thankful that surgery is an option for you, it's not an option for us men, were stuck with what we get
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They're not assholes, they're my friends and they are obviously telling me the truth. That's what a real friend does.
 
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