How to measure?

[B_back.sliden]

Quick clarification:

My erection stands at around a 30 to 45 degree angle, depending. By measuring my dick along the top, putting the end of the ruler where my dick meets my body, I'll get one measurement. But if I then push my erection towards the floor, the measurement lengthens.

My question is this:

What's the right way to measure?

 

[that_other_guy]

I believe in your case that you would want to make your penis parallel to the ground or to the angle of the largest length (that you would fuck @, mind you) and then measure from the top ...