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Figured I’d chirp up and say hey! Or howdy, as above...
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
4 in & 7 in
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
My ex was close, but I just pipped him, as my dick is straighter. Boom! 1-0
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Wish my bellend was smaller, as it has intimidated some bottoms!
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: Makes it obvious when you are up for it.
Cons: Makes it obvious when you are up for it
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Struggle with briefs, as it always finds a way to get out of them!
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Would prefer bigger when soft, happy as is when hard.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes, who doesn’t love a bit of “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Super horny-ness adds extra girth for me, not length
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes, but only at the end.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No, I don’t tend to use it to go fishing with.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes, didn’t make a very good seat.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Usually a few forward rolls, with a somersault to finish.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 6”1, size 9 Uk
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I ran into a wall once and my boner hit it before my nose. Is that the right answer?
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
UK heritage.
Are we well endowed?
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
yeah and yassssss.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Nice head, which funnily enough people also say after my BJs.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
It has crossed the mind.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
> 7 big, 6 = average, <5 small
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Not any that have earned me any money
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
once, it didn’t make a very good seat
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Oooft, always finds ways to make trouble
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Condoms come in sizes?
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
4 in & 7 in
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
My ex was close, but I just pipped him, as my dick is straighter. Boom! 1-0
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Wish my bellend was smaller, as it has intimidated some bottoms!
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: Makes it obvious when you are up for it.
Cons: Makes it obvious when you are up for it
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Struggle with briefs, as it always finds a way to get out of them!
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Would prefer bigger when soft, happy as is when hard.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes, who doesn’t love a bit of “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Super horny-ness adds extra girth for me, not length
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes, but only at the end.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No, I don’t tend to use it to go fishing with.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes, didn’t make a very good seat.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Usually a few forward rolls, with a somersault to finish.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 6”1, size 9 Uk
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I ran into a wall once and my boner hit it before my nose. Is that the right answer?
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
UK heritage.
Are we well endowed?
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
yeah and yassssss.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Nice head, which funnily enough people also say after my BJs.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
It has crossed the mind.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
> 7 big, 6 = average, <5 small
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Not any that have earned me any money
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
once, it didn’t make a very good seat
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Oooft, always finds ways to make trouble
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Condoms come in sizes?