Hung Cousin

[Osiris]

Ahh, darling. Don't take the U out of "masturbating."

Masturbating is all about the U.

:tongue:

But if I had U, I wouldn't need to masturbate would I?

(I would edit it, but it won't let me and thank you)

 

[Eva]

But if I had U, I wouldn't need to masturbate would I?

(I would edit it, but it won't let me and thank you)

Awww, you sweet talker! :wink:

 

[Osiris]

Awww, you sweet talker! :wink:

That ain't all that is sweet about me. :wink:

I'm gonna stop before I get in trouble. Then again...

 

[WhiteZombie]

Eleanor was a 4th or 5th cousin. She was more closely related to Teddy R. than Franklin, being the daughter of Teddy's brother. In fact, their wing of the family was so far removed from Franklin, they pronounced Roosevelt differently.

So what you're saying is it doesn't count because of how distant the relation was? Like, if I fucked my 5th cousin then I really only KINDA fucked my 5th cousin?

 

[Trigon]

...all i wanna do is have one last wank with him,

we talk about sex all the time and he rekons he never jacks off and stuff which is hard to believe.

What do you suggest i do. Hes comming round later on

???

I suggest you get a girlfriend and whip it out for her, buddy. You're a grown man now! Your turn to be the star, dude.

Don't make an ass of yourself. Forget your cousin.