Hypertrophy

"So, is there anything that we can do?"
"I'm afraid I don't have anything conclusive to work with. I'm sorry."
"What about the Lexapro? Maybe that helped keep the growth under control."
"I think it must have been just a coincidence. There's nothing in the medical literature suggesting a link between Lexapro and altered growth patterns. Are you doing okay with your anxiety issues?"
"Yeah, it hasn't really been an issue."
"Well, if it's ok with you, I'll submit your case to the CDC. It might get a panel, it might not. Until then, there's not much—"
"Uh, sorry, but there's been a change in my sexual activity lately that I forgot to mention. My fiancé is studying abroad this semester, so I don't have any sexual contact for the time being."
"Oh. Uh, well, that's fine, that shouldn't have much to do with your problem."
"Um, I didn't think that it would, but since you mention it, is it possible? Now that I think of it, I grow the most when I'm not having sex regularly."
"What? I don't think that has anything to do with– No. No no no."
"Uh huh. Ok, well, I don't really have the option anyway, so I suppose it's a moot point."
"Exactly! Don't worry to much about that. Alright, I need to stay on schedule, so why don't you go ahead and talk to my receptionist about scheduling a follow-up in three weeks, ok?"
"Uh, ok."
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PATIENT NOTES:
Increase in erect size from 7.15" to 7.6" within 1 1/2 weeks. Slight testicle swelling also noted; no indications of malignancies.

Fuck it. I'm a terrible liar. Now that Burris made the connection on his own, I can only hope that he accepts that it's logically a coincidence. In any case, unless he decides to cheat on his fiancé, there aren't many options to test the connection.
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Will Burris inspected his nuts. They were clearly larger, maybe even more than the day before, when he had his appointment. They were starting to fill his sack tightly, giving a clear perspective of just how large they had gotten. Will also felt hornier than ever, which was not ideal, considering his situation. He lifted the egg-sized balls and let them fall one more time before putting on his pants. He was dressing up to go to an art gallery opening, and the thin slim cut slacks didn't leave much to the imagination. As if the clearly visible cockhead down his right leg wasn't enough, his balls were causing major moose knuckle. He shifted them to the left side, which maybe looked a little better. At least a little less confusing to the casual observer.
Will was going with a freshman friend of his, Emily Kim. She was a Korean girl of about 5'2" and certainly under 100 lbs. What she lacked in curves was made up for by her beautiful captivating face, perfect skin, and vivacious personality. Will couldn't help but be attracted to her, but of course he was engaged, and she had a serious long-term boyfriend. However, that didn't stop them from coyly flirting with each other.

[I have to get to bed, so I'll finish this entry tomorrow, I promise!]
 
Hmm... A critique: the use of vulgar terms like "nuts", "fuck it", and "cockhead" really took away from the medical tone.

Also; by using the logic within the story, wouldn't maturation be enough to curtail Burris' growth? Maybe I missed an explanation why it wouldn't... but otherwise amazing story... I hope he grows forever. ;)
 
The whole thing isn't supposed to be medical. Fern's private commentary is separate from the patient notes, so I figure I would make it less formal. As for the masturbation thing, studies have been done showing that sex stimulates anti-stress and pleasure hormones much more than masturbation.

Also, sorry for the delay. I've been dealing with some Indiana-induced depression, so I haven't been feeling up to much lately.
 
Welcome back. This story kicks ass. Indiana is an energy sapping place. Beat away the doldrums of the Hoiser state with a steady diet of masturbation; let your boner be your guide to literary domination!
 
The whole thing isn't supposed to be medical. Fern's private commentary is separate from the patient notes, so I figure I would make it less formal. As for the masturbation thing, studies have been done showing that sex stimulates anti-stress and pleasure hormones much more than masturbation.

Also, sorry for the delay. I've been dealing with some Indiana-induced depression, so I haven't been feeling up to much lately.

Okay... I didn't get that it was separate.

Keep it up, man! This is hot.
 
Yes yes, you don't have to bump, I'll work on this when I have time.
 
Thanks! I appreciate the feedback, but I'm finishing a masters degree, so I'll have to wait until May to work on this more.