I can't burp on command.

[Mem]

You know that thing where you are supposed to swallow air and let it out in a burp. I can't do that. I think it's biological because I can suck on a compressed helium air canister (once I worked in a restaurant and they had huge ones to fill balloons) and don't sound like Donald Duck either.

I can't do the arm farts thing either.

 

[jeff black]

I can't burp at all. My mother was pretty strict in terms of being respectful.

I'm just learning how to make them louder.

 

[BiItalianBro]

Dude....have you consulted a professional about this????

 

[Mem]

Dude....have you consulted a professional about this????

Yes he told me bad things about your family.

 

[BiItalianBro]

Most are lies....well, at least the thing about the hedgehog and the peanut butter

 

[unique_exposure]

I can't either, we must not be real men!

 

[MickeyLee]

should i be proud of being able to burp on command? once you get really good you can burp talk.

ML

*grandma rolling in grave right now*

 

[Zero_Cool]

Me, I've been in a constant state of burping since age 5. You wouldn't believe how much girls love it.

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

Well for cryin' out loud Mem can ya fart? :fart:

 

[Mem]

Well for cryin' out loud Mem can ya fart? :fart:

not on command.

 

[unique_exposure]

I can fart on command if I drink 3 cups of coffee in a row. I can also run to the bathroom really quick.

 

[Principessa]

You know that thing where you are supposed to swallow air and let it out in a burp. I can't do that. I think it's biological because I can suck on a compressed helium air canister (once I worked in a restaurant and they had huge ones to fill balloons) and don't sound like Donald Duck either.

I can't do the arm farts thing either.

Sorry dude, it's cause you're gay. :tongue: You have to be like 85% straight to do those things. :biggrin1:

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

not on command.

LMAO!! :tongue:

 

[nay-nay]

i think burping is wayyyyyyy more gross than farting.

i can't burp on command either, and i don't care to.

 

[crescendo69]

Welcome to LBSG!

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Well, in spite of my extremely formal and reserved upbringing, I can make noises with my armpits, the backs of my knees, and if extremely hot and sweaty, the area around my collar bone.

 

[B_cigarbabe]

Well, in spite of my extremely formal and reserved upbringing, I can make noises with my armpits, the backs of my knees, and if extremely hot and sweaty, the area around my collar bone.

Geez Hoots you are very talented aren't you? :tongue:
C.B.:saevil:

 

[BirdinMo]

Sorry dude, it's cause you're gay. :tongue: You have to be like 85% straight to do those things. :biggrin1:

LOl really?! That's funny because I'm 100% gay and I can burp on command, I can even burn talk. LOL. No farting though on command though. It's funny no one else in my family can burp on command or burp talk.

 

[D_Kissimmee Coldsore]

I think it's biological because I can suck on a compressed helium air canister (once I worked in a restaurant and they had huge ones to fill balloons) and don't sound like Donald Duck either.

Really? You sure you're doing it right? You have to properly inhale the Helium.

 

[naughty]

LOL! Mem!

This is a bad thing? Unless it is injurious to your health dont sweat it. I know it is one of those male bonding things but I am sure you can live without it.