I hate it when.....

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  1. Ronado

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    Like the title says you hate it when....

    I hate it when I roll over onto my morning wood. I don't hate the wood just the action lol
     
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    I hate it when its so hot and muggy at night, that you sweat profusely while you try to sleep
     
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    I hate it when either the construction guys renovating an apt next door, or my upstairs nabe who loves to rock his rocking chair get on an early start on my day off.
     
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    I work in construction in Texas, I hate it when your sweat makes your shorts wet and rub your legs and balls raw
     
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    When a I run out of toilet paper but don't realise it til its too late.
     
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    I'm jacking off & really getting into it then my cell phones rings! :(
     
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    Being Über tired and horny. Ya know, those marathon wank sessions where you are falling asleep, your dick wants to rest, but you just can't stop till you cum. So unsatisfying when you do! lol
     
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    When i am planking some young woman and the condom brakes
     
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    Is that what lead you to finding the condom game
     
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    I hate it when I'm getting a BJ and I'm almost ready to cum and the person who is giving it has to stop and talk or ask me questions i HATE THAT !!!!
     
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    I hate it when you have to teach a girl how to give a BJ
     
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    I hate it when you have to t4ach a GUY how to give a BJ! (well not really hate, but after a while, if it was a string of them...)
     
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    hmm, ya kinda copied me

    Mimicking is the best form of flattery
     
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    Yes good one
     
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    I hate it when the guy you are sucking off is too drunk to keep his erection. :angry:

    Know your limits people!grrr...
     
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    I hate when I'm drunk I get yelled at in the mornin for grabbing others body parts,
    She had a nice ass though and she was a mutual friend
     
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    I hate it wen the person who gropped ya while drunk plays off like they have no attraction when sober! Then Want to get drunk arond you constantly! Ugh! So fuckin annoying!!!!
     
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    i am served insufficient Pork Crackling
    (like now) ha





    and/or on a sexual bent
    when i cant be fckd Jo,ing, even tho i know, its the best alternative since ..etc etc..........
    oooorrrrrrr even when the fcker just cant be the fck performing ..anyway? ha
    who are YOU to tell me yr tired'
     
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    LOL!:lmao:

    non sexual: i hate it when people don't curb their dogs and let them poop on your lawn. If you are a person who does this and it is on my lawn, do not be suprised if i discretely don gloves, pick it up, and hurl it at your head...
     
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    I hate it when you're about to have sex with a guy and he asks you, "so what are you into?"
     
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